Beach Day Debacle

By: NeptunesReallyWindy

Ocean waves crashed loudly against the shore, accompanied by the sounds of laughter and conversation from beachgoers. The sun was shining brightly overhead, making light dance across the rippling water as people swam, surfed, and splashed about. A crowd of colorful towels and umbrellas filled the sandy beach, stretching on for what seemed like miles.

Chloe hummed in contentment, taking another bite of her half-eaten spicy tuna melt sandwich while her long brown legs stretched out on her towel-covered beach chair. She wore a purple tankini with ruffles on the bottom hem of the top and shorts, still dripping from a swim in the ocean. "This is the life." She murmured to herself, hazel green eyes watching the waves rise and fall. "Nothing says summer like lounging around at the beach."

She continued to watch people, licking her fingers as she finished her sandwich. She settled back against her seat with a quiet sigh. "That hit the spot. But I feel like there's something that could top it off…" 

Chloe trailed off as something caught her eye near the boardwalk. A pastel pink sign was on display, advertising some new flavors of smoothies. She smiled, grabbing her wallet and slipping on her water shoes. "And I think I found just the thing."

She walked over to the smoothie parlor, auburn curls bouncing with each step. She looked over the menu of milkshake flavors, eyes widening when she found one of interest.

"Hello! What can I get you today, ma'am?" The server asked once Chloe got to the window.

Chloe gave a small smile, pulling out a card. "Can I get a small mango and dragon-fruit smoothie?" 

The server nodded and calculated her total. "Ah, that I can do. But I feel I must warn you that dragon fruit is very…fibrous. Is that still okay?"

Chloe waved off the server's concern. "That's fine. You can never have too much fiber, right?"

After paying her total and grabbing her smoothie, Chloe made her way back to her spot while sipping her sweet treat. "Mm. this is pretty good! Very tropical, like I'm in the Bahamas." Chloe mused to herself, happily taking her seat. She continued to take big sips of her drink, her attention turning to a volleyball game a few feet away.

Once she finished her smoothie, Chloe tucked the empty cup away and leaned back against her beach chair. She put on her shades, sighing as she made herself comfortable.

"Mm, a little nap after a filling lunch sounds good right now." She hummed, closing her eyes and letting the warm sun lull her to sleep.

Chloe dozed for the next forty-five minutes, the sounds of the beach acting as ambient noise. She could have stayed like this for hours, completely relaxed and unbothered.

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEEEE!

Unfortunately, Chloe's stomach had other plans as it let out a loud grumble. Chloe blinked her eyes open, rubbing a hand over her noisy belly. "Mm…guess that server wasn't kidding about the smoothie being fibrous, huh?" She said with a small chuckle, feeling her stomach gurgle under her fingertips.

GRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!

Chloe winced, sitting up as her stomach continued to make noise. "Oof, that was a big one. That dragon-fruit is really roaring."

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLEEEEEEEEE! PPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBTTTT!

Chloe gasped as her stomach let out a low gurgle, followed by a bubbly fart. "Oh! Oh, that's foul." She grunted, nose wrinkling from the smell of rotten fish and fruit. "Note to self, spicy tuna and tropical smoothies don't mix."

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A couple more farts escaped her, thankfully drowned out by the sounds of the beach. "Damn, my stomach feels like a balloon." Chloe groaned while clutching her stomach. "I need to find a bathroom before I embarrass myself."

Quickly grabbing her beach bag, Chloe scrambled out of her beach chair and headed towards the boardwalk. She looked around frantically, hoping to see a bathroom nearby.

"C'mon, c'mon!" She panted, walking briskly while trying to keep her composure. "There's got to be a bathroom around here somewhere…"

Her prayers were eventually answered when she spotted a sign pointing towards the restrooms.

Picking up the pace, Chloe made her way to the single use bathroom and quickly entered. "Oh, thank goodness it's empty!" She exclaimed, locking the door behind her. "I don’t think I could've waited for someone to finish their business."

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEE! PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBTTT! PPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT!

Chloe's stomach voiced its agreement, groaning loudly as she let out a couple of spluttery farts. She yelped, scurrying to the toilet and dropping her bag. Chloe grunted in frustration as she tugged down her swim shorts, the wet fabric clinging to her skin. "Almost there, almost there!" She mumbled to herself, sighing when she pulled her shorts down enough and sat down on the toilet. "Ah, finally!"

GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!

"Okay, here it comes." Chloe said as her stomach gave another warning grumble. Catching her breath, she leaned back against the toilet before bearing down with a strained groan.

BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT! CRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKLLLLLEEEE-SPLASH!

"Oh, that stinks." Chloe moaned softly as an airy fart escaped her. She slowly pushed out a thick, soft log, which landed in the toilet bowl with a loud splash.

PPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBTTTTT! CCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKLLLLEEEE-PLOP-PLOP-SPLASH!

Another booming fart echoed within the bathroom as more rancid turds dropped messily into the toilet. Chloe rubbed at her stomach, hoping to encourage more gas and waste out.

PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBTTTT! BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRPPPPPPPTTTT! SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLRRRRRRTTTTT-PLOP-SPLASH!

Two more wet farts rumbled out of Chloe, making her groan with relief. "God, this will be a bitch to clean up." Chloe grunted, biting her lip as a rush a loose rush of waste spilled from her ass, accompanied by a few smaller turds.

GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE

"Oh, not again!" Chloe moaned, curling into herself as her stomach groaned and churned. She could feel her face flush as an uncomfortable heat ran through her intestines, unable to be held back for long.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT! BBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTT!
CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKLLLLLEEEE-PLOP-SPLASH! SSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRTTTTT-PLOP! CCCCCCCCRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE-PLOP-PLOP-SPLASH! PPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!

Chloe panted heavily as a noisy bout of sloppy farts escaped her, the stench of the bathroom near unbearable. Another round of loose stool filled the bowl, and one last burst of gas had her slumped against the toilet seat.

"Thank God that's finally over." Chloe sighed, wiping at the little bit of sweat on her forehead. Glancing down at the toilet bowl, she grimaced at the mess. "Ugh, that might need a few flushes."

After wiping a few times and thankfully only flushing twice, Chloe pulled up her swim shorts and washed her hands. Grabbing her bag, she exited the bathroom, silently thankful that no one else was waiting around.

"I think that's enough of the beach for today." Chloe mumbled, cheeks warming in embarrassment. "Now…I need a shower."

And with that, Chloe walked away from the restroom, eager to get home and wash not just sand and sea salt away.