By: SemperBroPrime
I left the party to get some of the fresh air of the balcony. Although I was having fun, I tended to get anxious in tight, crowded spaces like my friend’s apartment where he was having a party celebrating the end of finals week. Luckily his apartment had this balcony attached, and since it was a cold night I was able to find some privacy. A slight breeze augmented the chill, providing a nice contrast to apartment that had become stifling with so many bodies.
I searched around in my pocket for my cigarettes (yeah, yeah I know) and a book of matches. I struck it and watched it come alive in flame, but an errant breeze extinguished it before I could bring it to my lips.
“Dammit” I mumbled with the as of yet unlit cigarette in my mouth.
“Got a light?” I heard a voice from behind me.
“Not if the wind has any say in it.” I said without turning to face the speaker.
A second attempt, this time with my hand shielding the vulnerable match finally allowed me to get on with my smoke. Taking a drag, i turned to face the voice that had intruded on my private time.
The voice belonged to a woman, attractive enough with a long, straight nose and dyed hair. I had the feeling that she looked vaguely familiar but couldn’t place where I had seen her before, maybe in one of my classes?
“Do you mind helping me out?” She asked me, placing a joint between her lips.
“I’m sorry ma’am I don’t condone drug use.” I said with exaggerated derisiveness, but quickly struck another match and helped her light it.
We spoke for a little bit, but not about anything really interesting until a gust of wind knocked the joint loose from her grip. It fell on the ground and she bent over to retrieve it.
As she did, my eyes wandered to steal a peek at her ass (Sorry but I really can’t help myself). It was really quite something. As my eyes scanned the patterned spandex that covered her thighs and hips my gaze was drawn towards her large rounded butt cheeks. It seemed just as massive objects in space can bend spacetime around them and bring objects into their orbit her ass had its own gravitational field, with my eyes caught in orbit.
Then it struck me where I recognized her from. While her face was somewhat nondescript, her ass was unmistakable.
“Wait, are you Lexy Panterra?”
“Why yes, I am?” She said, turning to face me once again, “Was it my booty that gave me away?”
“You noticed?”
“My whole career is based on guys staring at my ass, I’ve kind of gained a fourth sense about it. Plus I know you guys can’t resist, my booty has it’s own magic powers.”
“You can say that again.” I said somewhat flippantly.
“Oh you don’t believe me?” She said, smirking.
“What do you mean?”
“Here I’ll show yo-”
“Hey, where have you been?” A second girl, came on the balcony, interrupting Lexy. The second girl was Adrianna, a girl from my chemistry lab that my friend had invited to the party.
Truth be told I’ve had a pretty big crush on Adrianna for a while, and I was hoping I would get the opportunity to talk to her tonight. Adrianna was a petite latina, probably about five two and very skinny. She had prominent cheekbones and red lips that shone when she smiled. A pair of glasses hung on her little nose.
“OMG! Are you Lexy Panterra?” Adrianna asked after seeing my smoking buddy (apparently she had a little easier times recognizing faces than butts).
“Yes I am, and I was about to show your friend here a little magic trick.”
“A magic trick?” Adrianna asked, cocking an eyebrow in confusion.
“A booty magic trick.” Lexy replied flatly.
As she finished saying this something happened. Adrianna felt a strange tingling sensation in her thighs and backside. She heard a slight stretching sound and grabbed her bottom to notice that it had begun swelling! She looked down in confusion and noticed that her petite breasts had also started to grow! She shot Lexy an alarmed glance,
“What’s happening?”
“Don’t freakout it’s almost done.”
Adrianna felt her body continue to thicken until it reached a saturation point. At this point I was completely speechless, I can only imagine that my mouth was completely agape after what I had just witnessed. The previously thin girl now had a voluptuous pair of hips, thick thighs and a full rack.
As she started to calm down and feel her new body a smile crept to Adrianna’s lips, “You know as a Latina I always felt so jealous of how curvy my sisters were.”
“And that’s just one of my spells.” Lexy said with a smile, “Maybe you guys wanna come back to my place and see a few more?”
Although I was still too shocked to speak, (and witnessing Adrianna’s transformation had caused so much blood to rush to my pants that I was feeling light-headed) I knew enough to follow Adrianna and Lexy back to Lexy’s hotel room.
We followed Lexy out of the apartment and into her car. She turned the key into the ignition and there was a silence and as one spoke.
PFFFFLLRRRRRRRT!
“OMG I’m so sorry!” Adrianna said, her hands covering her mouth in embarrassment.
“Don’t worry about it, now that you have a big, fat ass farts that would have come out silent reverberate around in your bootycheeks.” Lexy replied, before lifting cheek off her seat and adding her own fart to the inside of the car.
“Wow, I’m gald these @cutebootylounge leggings are so durable or that one might’ve torn them apart!” She said giggling.
“Wow thanks a lot guys.” I said, gagging from the smell.
“Aww, don’t complain, we’ll make it up to you I promise.” Lexy said with feigned sympathy.
Finally we arrived at the hotel that Lexy had been staying at.
“So do you guys want to light up?” Lexy asked as we entered her hotel room.
While usually I don’t partake in such things, I was willing to make an exception given the extraordinary circumstances.
“Have you guys ever used a butt as a bong?” Lexy asked.
“What? How does that even work?” I asked in confusion, (probably the first thing I had said in a while).
“Like this.” She walked over to a bong that was already loaded on a nearby desk. She took the bowl out of it and then began stripping her leggings off. Since they were so tight this involved a fair amount of wiggling. She then bent over, sticking her majestic booty up in the air for Adrianna and I to see. Finally, she pulled down her lace thong and stuck the stem of the bowl into her now revealed pussy.
“Whu-?” I started in confusion.
“It’s just like any other bong, you just hit my ass instead of the top!” Lexy said, looking at us from between her legs.
While I was still too confused to do anything, Adrianna took the initiative, lighting the bowl and placing her lips squarely against Lexy’s pink little bootyhole. After a few second draw, she took her lips off and exhaled.
“Talk about blowing smoke up my ass.” Lexy said, laughing.
Despite the absurdity of the situation I figured that I was in too deep at this point and followed suit. Although I love, love love booty I was still somewhat squeamish to press my lips against her ass, remembering the ripper that she had recently let loose in the car. I do so anyway, taking a long drag on this magical “booty bong”.
As I exhaled a dizzying sensation came over me as the drugs took their effect.
“Woah.”
“I have another idea!” Lexy said, “Take another hit but don’t exhale this time!”
Obediently, I did as instructed, too perplexed to do anything else.
As I finished my drag Lexy stood up again and spun around to face me. She then kneeled down and yanked down my pants, exposing my obscenely erect penis, which shot up as it was free of the bounds of my pants.
Lexy then pressed her lips against my tip, and bizarrely I could almost feel the smoke that was being kept in my body drained out and into her. She stood back up and exhaled, revealing that she had in fact just smoked my dick.
“What do you think of that?” Lexy asked with a grin.
“I . . . Uh . . .” I couldn’t find the words.
“It’s alright, you don’t have to talk, but I have another idea!”
Without missing a beat, Lexy walked up to Adrianna and I. She reached a hand up to my neck and traced around it with her fingernail doing the same to Adrianna. Afterwards, she grabbed handful of our hair and yanked. To my astonishment, she managed to pull both of our heads clean off our bodies!
Too astonished to speak, Adrianna’s head and I just exchanged glances of confusion and looked towards Lexy.
“OK guys, I have been sensing a whole sexual tension thing between you two all night, and I think it’s time you finally took this relationship to the next level. Now Adrianna, do you want to tell our boy here how you feel?”
It took Adrianna a couple seconds to find her voice (something which should have been impossible, but was hardly the only impossible thing that happened that night) but when she did, she managed to tell me:
“Well honestly, I’ve had a crush on you for a while, but I’ve been hoping that you’d make the first move.”
“Well, I . . . I didn’t know you felt that way or I would’ve had the confidence to tell you sooner.” I mumbled.
“Aww how sweet,” Lexy said, “Now kiss!” She pressed our faces together.
My lips met Adrianna’s, and they were as soft and full as I had always imagined.
“Alright guys, I’m going to let you two have some fun like this. When your head isn’t attached to your bodies it opens up a lot of possibilities for stuff such as facesitting, oral etc. Use your imagination!” As she said this, she set our heads on the bed next to eachother and walked over to my headless body, taking my hands and putting them on Adrianna’s ass. . .
To be perfectly honest, the rest of the night was so intense that between everything we did and the drugs it is hard to recall in perfect detail, but I can assure you it was something I’ll never forget!