By: NeptunesReallyWindy
Reid sighed heavily as he leaned against his car, brushing a hand through strawberry blond hair. Brown eyes looked over his white dress shirt and grey slacks, checking for any wrinkles. It wasn't often that he got gussied up like this, but this was a special occasion.
"Reid! Over here!" A voice called out, and Reid turned his head towards it.
A young fair-skinned woman smiled and waved at him. Her blue eyes filled with warmth, and her brown hair was done in an intricate braid. Her hair was tied back by a pink floral scarf that complimented her pink long-sleeve dress perfectly.
Beautiful was all Reid could think of her, feeling his face flush. Steeling himself, he smiled at her.
"Wow. You look amazing, Ava." Reid said in greeting. "Thank you for going out with me."
"Same here, handsome." Ava replied coyly. "Thank you for taking me out."
Walking around to the other side of the car, he opened the passenger door and gestured for Ava to enter. Once she was situated, he made his way back to the driver's side.
"So," Ava began. "What's the plan for tonight?"
"There's a small restaurant not too far from here." Reid said. "I'm thinking a nice dinner, we can talk and get to know each other?"
Ava smiled at him with rosy cheeks. "Sounds like a plan."
Reid smiled back. "Awesome." With that, he started the car, pulling out of the parking lot.
Tonight, this date was going to be a success. Reid was sure of it.
The restaurant had a very cozy atmosphere, low jazz music playing in the background. There weren’t too many people inside, the soft murmur of conversation melding with the music.
"Ooh, love the ambience." Ava hummed, looking around.
They made their way to the hostess, who smiled at them in greeting. "Welcome! Table for two?"
At their nod, the hostess grabbed two menus and gestured for them to follow. She sat them down in a booth, handing them their menus.
"So how have you been, Ava?" Reid asked, looking over the menu. All the options looked very promising. "Have the kids been treating you well in Art class?"
"As well as to be expected." Ava answered with a chuckle, looking at her own menu. "It's refreshing to see kids eager to let their imaginations run wild. What about you? What's it like being an accountant?"
Reid rubbed at his neck, a sheepish look on his face. "Well, I've been working at my company for about three years now. It's a lot, but the pay's worth it."
It wasn't long before a waiter came over to their booth, pulling out a notepad. "Hey, are you guys ready to order?" He asked.
Ava nodded. "Yeah, I would like to get the cacciatore pasta, hold the onions, with a lemon water for my drink." She turned to Reid. "What about you?"
Reid hummed. "I think…I'll get the blackened walleye with garlic mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli. I'll also get a lemon water." He handed the menu to the waiter, who left to put in their orders.
"So." Ava began, leaning over the booth table. "Dating apps can only tell me so much about you. What's your family like? Got any pets?"
Reid thought for a moment. "Well I'm an only child, but I have a lot of cousins. I don't have any pets, but I'd love to get a dog one day."
"As someone with a lovely chocolate Labrador, you're missing out." Ava said with a chuckle. "For me, I'm the only and oldest girl out of three kids."
"Sounds interesting." Reid chimed in. "I hope to meet them one day."
Ava smirked at him. "Well, if you keep being this cute and nice, that'll happen sooner than later."
Reid flushed at her words, making Ava laugh.
It wasn't long before their waiter came back with their food and drinks, and they continued to talk through their meals. Despite his initial nervousness, Reid was enjoying Ava's company. She was vivacious, if not a little quirky. It was perfect contrast to his more reserved nature.
The food wasn't half-bad either. His fish was delicious, and he savored the steamed broccoli and mashed potatoes. Ava enjoyed her pasta as well, humming appreciatively at the sausage, mushrooms, and peppers.
"God, that was so good!" Ava moaned, patting her stomach. "My compliments to the chef."
"Agreed." Reid sighed, sitting back in his seat. "It's been a while since I had fish that go-"
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Reid paused as he blinked at Ava, who covered her mouth with a blush. "Excuse me! That just slipped out!" She chuckled.
Reid found himself blushing as well. Who knew such a small lady could produce something so big? "Ah, it's fine. Just means the cooks did their job."
After Reid paid for their meals, Ava had suggested a calming walk through the nearby park. "Our date isn't over just yet." She said, a coy look in her eye. "I still want to spend some time with you."
And who was Reid to deny that?
The night was going exactly how Reid planned. If only he knew about the trouble quiet literally brewing.
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The night air was cool and refreshing. Stars littered the sky, and the moon shined brightly above them. There were no other people around, meaning Reid and Ava had the park all to themselves.
As they walked through the park, continuing to make conversation. Ava was in the middle of recounting a funny childhood story when Reid suddenly tensed, stopping mid-step.
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Ava glanced over to Reid, tilting her head in concern. "Hey, you alright?" She asked, placing a hand on Reid's arm.
Reid offered her a small smile, shaking his head. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just…taking in the moment."
Ava raised a brow at him, but shrugged after a moment. She resumed walking and talking, Reid letting out a silent breath of relief.
"Come on, don't do this to me now." Reid pleaded in his mind, gently pressing a hand to his taut, churning stomach. He could feel the trapped gas traveling through his intestines, along with something more…solid. "Just a few more minutes, please." He took a few calming breaths, taking comfort when the gurgling began to subside.
Unfortunately for him, that comfort didn't last long. While he was trying to keep up conversation with Ava, all the walking they were doing aided in his food digesting. This caused more gas to build up within him, a dull ache settling in his abdomen.
At the sight of a nearby bench, Reid quickly suggested they sit down and take a break. He needed a moment to try and calm his stomach down, lest he embarrass himself.
"I had an amazing time with you tonight, Reid." Ava said as they sat down, looking up at the stars. "I definitely wouldn't mind a second date with you." She looked over at Reid, giving him a small smile. "At least, if that's alright with you."
Despite his bloated stomach, Reid managed to give Ava a smile in return. "O-Of course! I-I'd love to go on a-another date with you, Ava."
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Reid winced at his stomach's protests, sweat beading on his forehead. He clenched his asshole tight, desperately holding back the barrage of gas and waste.
"Reid, are you sure you're okay?" Ava asked. "Is the food not sitting well?"
Reid quickly shook his head at her, even as his stomach grumbled and groaned. "I-I'm fine, I promise! Just a little tired from the walking."
"Are you sure? You're looking a little uncomfortable."
"N-No, no! I promise you I'm just-"
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Another gurgle tore through Reid's stomach before a loud, bassy fart thundered out of him. A long silence followed, and Reid wanted the ground to swallow him up.
"I-I…I'm…" Reid stammered out, face burning with humiliation. Eyes darting around, he caught sight of a large bush.
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Fuck it.
"I'm sorry!" Reid shouted, making a beeline for the bush and ignoring Ava's calls of his name. Once he reached the bush, his hands began clumsily unfastening his pants.
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Three more farts slipped out of Reid as he hastily squatted over the ground. Panting heavily, Reid caught his breath bore down.
TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! CCRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLEEE-SPLASH! PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBTTT!
"Ah, much better." Reid groaned. A strong stream of piss burst from his cock, before a long slimy turd slithered out of his ass. It landed on the ground with a soft thud, followed by another booming fart bursting out of him. Reid couldn't help the small shiver of relief that ran down his spine.
He was jolted out of his reverie from the sound of incoming footsteps, and the shame from earlier came back.
"Reid? Are you okay?" Ava called out, concern heavy in her voice.
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Reid let out a heavy sigh as he let out an airy fart, resigning himself to his fate. "Y-Yeah! I'm fine." He murmured sheepishly.
Ava was quiet for a moment, before softly asking, "Can I come over?"
Despite his embarrassment, Reid relented. "O-Okay."
He could hear Ava making her way over to him. The bush gave a slight rustle before Ava appeared, smiling softly at Reid. "Hey."
Reid just groaned, running a hand over his face. "I'm really sorry about all this, Ava."
Ava waved off his apology. "It's okay. Things like this happen to the best of us."
"But it shouldn't have!" Reid argued, hands clenched into tight fists. Ava walked over and rested a hand on top of his shoulder, and Reid found himself relaxing a little at her touch.
"Reid, I promise you that it's okay. I don't think any less of you for this." Ava reassured him. "In fact…"
Pulling away from Reid, Ava lifted the back of her dress, exposing her plump, pink panty-clad rear. Reid's eyes widened in shock, just as Ava let out a low grunt.
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A loud fart trumpeted out of Ava's rear, its meaty aroma wafting through the air.
"I've been holding that in for a while. I think the sausage and peppers are giving me a hard time, too." Ava murmured, biting her lip. "Do you mind if I join you?"
Reid was too stunned to speak. Not waiting for his answer, Ava quickly crouched down beside Reid, pulling her panties down. Once she got into position, she sighed softly and let go.
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"Ah, there we go." Ava hummed to herself. She released a long stream of piss onto the ground below her, two sulfuric farts trumpeted out of her. With a grunt, she pushed out a thick, smelly turd, sighing as it landed on the ground with a thud.
Reid watched her, entranced. Never in his life did he expect a date to go like this. He wasn't complaining though, more than relieved that Ava wasn't disgusted by him.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLEE!
And speaking of relieved…
PPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBTTT! CRRRRRRRRRKKKKKLLLEE-PLOP! CRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKLLLLLEEE-PLOP!
A rancid fart and two ripe smelling logs slipped out of Reid, joining the growing pile of mush below him.
BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT! PPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBTTTTT-CRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKLLLE-PLOP!
Ava was adding to the pile as well, a meaty fart joining the miasma. Another fart escaped her, followed by a mushy log. "Fuck, that feels much better."
"How are you so calm about this?" Reid found himself asking her. "I mean, we're literally shitting in a bush."
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Another burst of bubbly gas escaped Ava, who giggled. "Well, for one, I'm very comfortable with my bodily functions. Plus, it helps when you share an embarrassing moment with someone else, right?" She said, breathing deeply as she passed a thick turd. "Besides, I think there are worse things that could've happened."
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Reid found himself smiling at her, his heart thrumming in his chest. "I guess you have a point." Reid murmured, before letting out a deep grunt. A large bout of ripe gas burst out of him, a mushy log following suit.
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"Oh! Excuse me." Ava giggled as one final toot escaped her. She slowly stood up, pulling up her panties.
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Reid sighed as he let out two more farts before standing up as well. Fixing his pants, he looked down at the messy pile, face blooming red.
"Well, I think I can speak for both of us when I say that this was an…interesting first date." Ava drawled, glancing over at Reid. "Wouldn't you agree?"
"Uh, y-yeah." Reid stammered. "A-Again, I'm sorry for all this."
"Reid, it's okay." Ava said softly, reaching out to grab his hand. "But if you really want to make it up to me, you can come over to my place."
Reid sputtered, blinking at her in surprise. "Y-You…You still want to…h-hang out with me?"
Ava chuckled softly, pressing herself against Reid and kissing his cheek. "Don't you remember what I said? Our date isn't over just yet."
With a light tug, Ava led Reid away from the bush. "Now, come on. Let's get cleaned up and... comfortable."
Reid complied without protest, face flushed. As they made their way back to his car, Reid couldn't help the way his heart fluttered in chest.
I think I'm in love, Reid thought, a dopey smile tugging on his lips. This is the start of something amazing.