Flattened by a Karen

By: Pancaked0

It was a humid afternoon in Brazil, most people were busy trying to stay cool by going to the beach, drinking cold drinks, sitting in the shade or just staying home.
Some people unfortunately, were working, far away from the beach on a quiet street corner there was a coffee shop with no customers, just 2 bored employees. One of them was a young man with a light brown complexion with brown hair who wore a red beanie, and beside him was a short white woman with a nice rack and vibrant purple hair. Both employees wore the same uniform of a black long sleeve t shirt, grey pants and a tan apron. The young man, Kuso, leaned onto the counter with his head atop his folded arms, trying not to fall asleep from the heat, his coworker, Nathy, was using a small hand held fan to try to cool off to no real avail. “Ugh this is so dumb, why are we even open?” She asked in frustration? “We haven’t had a single costumer all day, no one wants coffee when it’s this hot!”. Kuso shrugged in agreement before adding “At least we’re getting paid.” This caused Nathy to roll her eyes “Yea not enough though.”

ding

Breaking the two frustrated coworkers out of their conversation, the door opened and jingled a small bell, the two of them looked towards the entrance to see a massive blonde woman squeezing through the door. Her hips were so wide she had to turn sideways and even then her belly still grazed the door as she stepped inside, she must have weighed at least 400 pounds, she wore a white tank top (which may have just been a normal shirt but so much of her fluffy arms and belly was exposed you couldn’t tell from looking at her) and a pair of light blue shorts which were stretched to their limit containing the woman’s massive ass. Her hair was almost certainly dyed as it was blindingly blonde and curled down her shoulders, her eyes were hidden behind a pair of shades whose color matched her shorts. Kuso and Nathy looked at each other in wordless surprise before looking back at the woman as she waddled up to the counter, she jiggled with each step and with so much bare skin exposed both coworkers found themselves mesmerizing watching the huge woman’s body wobble until she cleared her throat:

“Ahem” both Kuso and Nathy were snapped out of their trance “Are you two done gawking at me?” She asked coldly. She was also tall, taller than Kuso, both of them looked up at the huge imposing woman. “O-oh yea of course sorry about that, been in a bit of a daze from the heat haha” Nathy said awkwardly as the huge woman stared down at her, unamused. “What can I get you to drink ma’am?” She asked as the huge woman stared up at the menu hung above the counter, Kuso gulped as he watched a bead of sweat roll down the woman’s double chin before sliding between her massive boobs. “Do y’all have anything iced? I’m burning alive out there” She asked in disappointment, her southern accent beginning to come through, “No I’m sorry our ice machine isn’t working today” Nathy said apologetically. “Damn, well I guess I’ll have the uh.. calf com lete?” The fat woman said, butchering the pronunciation, “Café com leite?” Nathy asked, wanting to make sure of the women’s choice. “Uhh yea that’s what I said isn’t it?” The huge woman said arrogantly as she bobbed her head, “Of course ma’am we’ll get started on that right away” Nathy said before nudging Kuso with her elbow, who had been awkwardly staring at the woman for the entirety of the conversation.

“H-huh? Oh yea of course one café com liete coming right up!” He said with an embarrassed blush before walking into the back room of the cafe to begin making the fat woman’s drink. Nathy awkwardly smiled at the huge woman who still glared down at her as she tapped her acrylic nails on the counter, trying to break the awkward silence the short woman decided to give the huge woman a compliment “Your hair is gorgeous by the way!” She said sincerely. The fat woman grinned smugly before flipping her hair over her shoulder “Oh I know sweetie, if you want I can give you my stylist’s info, they’d do a much better job than whoever dyed your hair.” Nathy was taken aback by the cruel comment before quietly responding “I dyed it myself..”, the fat woman made a pitiful expression at the clearly hurt cashier before slyly responding “I can tell.”. The huge woman stood up and waddled away from the counter as Nathy stood staring at the ground, stunned by the fat woman’s rude and completely unnecessary remark. There was a table with two wooden chairs and a couch in the main area of the cafe, but because of her size even both chairs placed side by side would likely still break under the woman’s mass, so she waddled over to the couch and plopped down with a loud:

whumpf!

The cafe shook slightly as her massive hips completely filled out the couch and pressed against the armrests as the furniture groaned as it held up her weight. The woman shifted her ass around in the chair before grumbling in discomfort, “Hey, hey you!” She said demandingly towards Nathy who looked up with a frustrated expression “What?” Nathy was usually quite nice but the fat woman’s rudeness had quickly whittled her patience away. “Y’all’s couch is uncomfortable as hell, do you have any more cushioning?”. Nathy walked out from behind the counter and crossed her arms “No we don’t, and frankly I can’t imagine why you’d need cushions anyway.” The fat woman scowled in annoyance “Yea? Why’s that you little pipsqueak?”. Nathy stopped just in front of the fat woman, “Because your ass is the size of a beanbag, so deal with it until your coffee is ready and get the hell ou-ooOOT!”

Thud!

Not realizing how close she’d gotten, Nathy yelped in surprise as the fat woman swept her legs out from under her with one of her massive jiggling legs, causing the short woman to fall directly in front of the rude Karen. Nathy groaned in annoyance before getting on her hands and knees before gasping as she felt a fat meaty hand grab a handful of her hair, “Ow! Hey! Let me go!” She reached back and grabbed the fat woman’s fist with both hands but was shocked with with the huge woman’s grip strength, she glared down at the struggling barista with a face of agitation mixed with excitement before pulling her face forward:

Squelch!

And slamming it into her sweaty belly, Nathy immediately let out a disgusted squeal but it was muffled by the fat woman’s supple rolls. The cruel woman bit her lip as she rubbed the struggling barista’s face against her belly, the sweat lubricated her new rag’s face causing it to glide around and under her rolls. She savored Nathy’s disgusted whimpers and moans before gripping more of Nathy’s hair with her other hand, using the poor baristas purple hair as a firm handle. She began sliding the poor woman’s face down her stomach as Nathy whimpered in increasing panic as she realized what was happening, she felt her face begin to slide past the huge woman’s biggest belly roll and for a brief moment her mouth was freed from her sweaty skin:

“Wait!”

Squelch!

“oooohhh..”

The fat woman had no interest in listening and aggressively shoved Nathy’s face against her crotch causing the poor barista to moan in agony. Even though she was wearing shorts her thighs and fupa were drenched in sweat and Nathy’s nose was drowned in the overwhelming smell of the fat woman’s pussy. As she rubbed the moaning baristas head against her crotch the fat woman sighed in satisfaction before thrusting into the poor woman’s face prompting a miserable squeal with each impact before slamming her thighs together and grinding her head between them. “That’ll teach you to talk back to me you little rat”, She then pulled Nathy’s face out from under her sweaty fupa which prompted the miserable woman to let out a low whimper as she struggled to recover from the devastating smell she’d just been forced to inhale and taste. The fat woman awkwardly heaved herself off the couch before unceremoniously dropping Nathy’s stunned body in the butt imprint the massive woman had left on the couch before pulling down her shorts, revealing her bare, massive, pale, jiggling ass in all its terrifying glory. “A beanbag huh?” The woman said smugly as she swayed her hips, jiggling her massive ass over the terrified woman’s face, “Well I think my ass is much softer than a beanbag, but you can let me know what you think huh pipsqueak?” she said sinisterly before beginning to sit down, “W-wait! I’m sorry! KUSO HEL-“

SQUASH!

The fat woman aggressively dropped her weight on top of Nathy’s face causing the cafe to shake slightly and her new cushion and the couch to groan in unison as Nathy was introduced to the rude Karens naked swampy ass. Just after she’d sat down Kuso walked out of the back holding the fat woman’s drink in hand “One café com leite ready to..” the young man was distracted by the fat woman sitting on the couch, she was flushed red and huffing as if she’d just exerted herself and Nathy was nowhere to be seen. As she caught her breath the fat woman waved at the distracted man “I don’t see anyone else in here bud” she said sarcastically. “Oh yea sorry.. hey have you seen my coworker?” Kuso asked with concern as he walked up to the fat woman to hand her her drink, meanwhile Nathy tried to scream with all of her might. The fat woman jolted at the strong vibrations coming from beneath her and quickly tried to think of an alibi as Nathy continued to squirm beneath her “She uh.. said she was taking her break” the fat woman said casually as she grabbed the coffee out of Kuso’s hand. “Huh.. weird” the young man said as he rubbed his neck, it wasn’t like Nathy to run off without saying anything. “Hey does this coffee have milk in it?” The fat woman asked, causing Kuso to snap out of his thought and hide a smirk as the fat woman had a foam mustache around her supple lips. “Yea there’s a good bit of milk in it.” he replied plainly, still surprised by Nathy’s sudden disappearance, “Oh shoot I’m lactose intolerant” the fat woman said with fake concern. “Did you want me to make you another one with almond milk?” Kuso asked sincerely as he watched the fat woman continue to drink the coffee “No it’s ok I’ve already drank some of it, I’ll try not to stink up the place~” she said with a giggle. “Oh uh yea I’m sure it’ll be fine.” Kuso responded, not really listening to what the fat woman said before walking to the back of the cafe to text Nathy.

Only moments after he left the room the fat woman’s stomach began to grumble and she grinned sinisterly, “You almost blew it you little bitch” she said before cruelly bouncing on top of the couch causing Nathy to squeak like a dog toy beneath her. The fat woman’s stomach gurgled again, loudly this time causing her to groan and clutch her stomach, Nathy whimpered beneath her as she could guess what was about to happen and tears formed in her eyes as she felt the fat woman’s butt cheeks clench around her face, but she had no idea just how bad it would truly be:

“oooooooooooooough!”

The fat woman flexed her stomach as she blasted a fart directly into Nathy’s open mouth, with her nose buried between the woman’s cheeks the gas had nowhere to go but directly down her throat. The fat Karen bit her lip as she felt the miserable baristas throat vibrate as her fart blasted down her mouth and into her belly, and the best part, there was barely any smell. “Wow!” The fat woman exclaimed, unable to contain her surprise, “I can’t believe you swallowed that, my farts fuckin reek~!” She said cruelly while gyrating her hips on Nathy’s face causing her to moan and burp as some of the gas was forced back out of her mouth from the tremendous weight sitting on top of her. The miserable barista sobbed as she was forced to taste the fat Karen’s farts twice, the fat woman paused her torment as she felt a buzz from underneath her thigh, she shifted her weight to the side and reached beneath her huge leg and pulled out Nathy’s phone before plopping back down causing her cushion to moan in defeat. She turned on the phone to see a message had just been received from Kuso “Hey where did you go? Are you ok?? C’mon you can’t seriously leave me here alone with that stuck up lard ass! I already know she’s going to ruin that couch, I can’t believe it hasn’t already broken!”the fat woman scoffed in anger before powering the phone off and tossing it behind the couch, “How fucking dare he!” She thought to herself. Moments later Kuso walked back out and stood at the counter, tapping his foot on the ground, unable to shake the feeling that something was wrong.

“Oooooooooooough!”

He glanced over at the fat woman who had just finished straining her core before fanning her nose, her belly was so large and covered enough of her thighs that the young man didn’t realize her pants were pulled down, “Whoopsies, excuse me!”, Kuso couldn’t help but notice the lack of any real smell and thought the sound that had come from underneath her was very unusual for a fart, and more like she was farting into something. He watched the fat woman raise the cup to her lips and greedily chug the rest of the drink before sighing in refreshment and rather rudely dropping the cup on the floor. She sat there for a moment before:

“OOOOOOOoooooogh!”

“oooh!”

Ripping another massive fart in the middle of the cafe, Kuso tried to avoid eye contact, overall the situation was just awkward but he also didn’t want the woman to realize he was kind of turned on. “Hey! Can I ask a favor?” Kuso looked over at the huge woman who had an awkward smile on her face, “Yea what’s up?” he asked, “It’s kind of embarrassing but I think I’m stuck, can you help me up?” She asked with a flustered expression on her face. “Oh! Yea sure.” Kuso said trying to hide his discomfort , his worries about his friend quickly replaced with trying to appear calm about helping the massive woman out of her chair. He walked up to her and reached out an arm, “Cute” the woman said smugly, “but this is gonna be a two hand job.” She said with a grin. Bashfully, Kuso reached out his other arm and tried to hide his blush as the huge woman grabbed both of his hands, her arms jiggling as she did so. “Are you ready?” She asked rather eagerly, “Y-yes!” Kuso said with a stutter, causing the huge woman to stifle a laugh, “Ok, 3..2..1, go!”. The young man closed his eyes and pulled with all of his might and was surprised at how easily he was able to pull the huge woman to her feet, feeling rather proud of himself he prepared to flash a confident smile at the huge woman but opened his eyes to instead see her massive boobs falling towards him:

“W-WAI-“

SQUASH!

The entire cafe shook as the huge woman allowed herself to simply fall forward, flattening Kuso against the hardwood floor beneath her incredible body weight. The woman’s entire body bounced from the impact, the young man’s head had disappeared between her boobs, his body and arms flattened beneath her belly and his twitching legs squished under the massive woman’s thunder thighs. The fat Karen laughed in shock, reminded of her massive body’s destructive capabilities, she felt a weak moan from beneath her boobs and cruelly pressed her chest into the ground prompting Kuso to groan slightly louder. Interrupting her torment, a truly foul odor assaulted the fat woman’s nose, she crinkled her face in disgust and fanned her nose before looking over her shoulder at the couch. She saw the miserable barista unlucky enough to have been trapped beneath her pancaked into the couch the massive woman’s ass had occupied moments ago, Nathy’s eyes had completely rolled back, her nose had been flattened from the immense weight of the fat woman’s ass, and a truly horrific stench radiated from her mouth. The fat woman snickered at her obliterated cushion “Aww what’s the matter pipsqueak? Was I too heavy for you?”, her passed out cushion was unsurprisingly unable to give a response, “Well at least you know your place now.. beneath me~”, the fat woman said cruelly as she swayed her hips causing Kuso to groan underneath her, reminding the fat woman of his existence.

FRRRT!

“Whoops! S,cuse me” the fat woman said as her butt cheeks jiggled from the force.

FRRRRRRRTT!!

“Oh fuck” she said in annoyance as her stomach gurgled loudly before coughing from the rank smell of her own farts, she rolled off of the miserable man beneath her, finally allowing Kuso to gasp for air and immediately groaning at the dank smell. The fat woman awkwardly got to her feet making it clear to Kuso she’d never needed his assistance to stand, “Tell you what sweetheart my stomach is grumbling something awful and I’m not fond of smelling my own farts so.. be a good boy and let me borrow that pretty mouth~”. Kuso was understandably terrified as the huge woman walked over and stood above his head, her bare swampy ass cheeks hovering over his face, “W-wait” Kuso pleaded desperately, the fat woman looked over her shoulder and down at the stunned man beneath her, “We have a bathroom! You don’t have to do this!” He begged. “Oh baby I don’t need to take a dump, I need a fart filter, and as for your little text message to your friend, you should be less concerned about your couch, and a lot more concerned about your face~” The fat woman said cruelly as she started squatting down over Kuso’s face, an overwhelming wave of terror washed over him as Kuso realized what must have happened to Nathy, and that this terrifying Karen was serious about pulverizing his face under her ass“W-wait! Please stop, I was just joking! Someone HEL-“

SQUASH!

The fat woman rolled her eyes in annoyance as she straightened out her legs, resting her full weight on top of Kuso’s face causing a pathetic cry from beneath her “Oh puh-lease you’ll be fine, you should’ve seen the flight attendant I sat on during my flight here, that woman ain’t dead but I bet she wishes she was.”. The fat woman yammered on, Kuso of course couldn’t hear anything expect muffled words from underneath her but groaned in disgust as his face was coated in butt slime and he sniffed her swampy ass cheeks, a shiver ran down his spine as he heard a deep rumbling directly above his head. “Ugh here it comes!” She said tauntingly, causing Kuso to whimper beneath her:

FRRRRRRTT!!

Kuso moaned loudly in disgust as the fart blasted against his face, his red beanie was blown away from the gust of gas and landed a few feet away, the fat woman scoffed in annoyance as her putrid gas filled the restaurant, “Hey open your mouth!” She demanded aggressively as she shifted her hips around on Kuso’s face, causing him to whimper and squirm as he desperately tried to keep his mouth closed.

Frrrt!

A small fart prompted another miserable moan from beneath the fat woman who was getting increasingly fed up with her new cushion, “Alright that’s it!” she said angrily before punching Kuso’s crotch, smashing his nuts under her meaty fist before lifting her ass off of him for a brief moment:

“AAOO-“

Squelch!

“mmmmmmm”

“Mm much better~” the fat woman said sinisterly as she ground her ass on top of the young man’s face, his lips forming a seal around her butthole. Kuso was in misery beneath the cruel bitch of a woman, his balls throbbed in pain and he shuddered from the taste of the fat woman’s ass, the immense amount of weight resting on top of him made it impossible for him to move, all he could do was weakly kick his feet while waiting for his guaranteed obliteration. As another loud gurgle thundered above his head and he felt the fat woman’s slimy sphincter quivering atop his mouth, he knew he was done for, tears formed in the corners of his eyes and he prayed his suffering wouldn’t last long:

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!!!

A ground shaking fart rattled the cafe as the fat woman blasted it directly into Kuso’s mouth, his cheeks immediately filled with gas, a small amount escaped through his nose making him billow like a tea kettle while the rest gushed down his throat. The fat woman bit her lip as she felt the miserable man’s body vibrating underneath her from the devastating power of her farts, “Ahh much better.” She said in relief. Only a weak whimper could be heard from beneath her, and Kuso’s legs still twitched occasionally. A huge gurgle rumbled from the fat woman’s stomach causing her to rub her fat belly in concern, “Ugh I shouldn’t have drank that milk.” before straining her core and releasing the pent up gas:

PHLBRRRRRRT!

FRRRRRRRRRRRRTT!!

BRAP!

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRTT!!

“Oh my god!” The fat woman exclaimed in shock, “I think that’s all-“

FRRRRRT!

She giggled as she was cut off by her own fart before groaning in discomfort, “Ok, maybe that was it-“

FRRRT!



BRRRRRRT!



Toot!

The fat woman sighed in relief as she wiped the sweat from her brow, “Woof I feel way better now.” She said selfishly before groaning as she awkwardly got to her feet, freeing a truly room clearing stench to radiate from underneath her, making her gag a little as she turned to look at her used fart filter. Kuso’s upper body was crushed and his face had been pancaked under the fat woman’s slimy butt cheeks, his mouth gaped wide open and his tongue lolled out as the stink rose from his mouth, snot hung from his nose as his sinuses had been cleared out by the intense gassing. His eyes had rolled back and tears still trickled down his face, the fat woman patted her jiggling stomach with a grin on her face, “Maybe you should keep your rude little comments to yourself next time.” She said cruelly before stepping on Kuso’s unconscious chest to taunt him:

burp

The poor man burped a concentration cloud of fart stink that made the fat woman stumble back in disgust and almost fall over, “Ewww, this place fuckin reeks.” She said arrogantly before pulling her light blue shorts back over her massive sweaty ass and waddling towards the door, once again having to turn sideways to squeeze through.

ding

The cafe was now quiet, the powerful aroma had permeated every corner of the building, Nathy was still plastered to the couch and radiating stink while Kusos lifeless body lay flattened on the floor, with his face smelling like a genuine biohazard, his phone buzzed, he’d just received a text from his boss telling him he could close the cafe early and go home, unfortunately for him and Nathy, neither of them would be waking up anytime soon.

burp



A few minutes later a young woman opened the door to the cafe, unaware of the crime scene she was about to walk into:

ding

“Hell-OUGH!”

She immediately gagged on the foul stench and tears formed in the corner of her eyes, her heart rate spiked as she looked at Kuso’s flattened body on the ground and over to Nathy pancaked on the couch before covering her mouth and rushing back out the door, falling to her hands and knees:

ding

cough
cough

“Eewww oh my god what the fuck!!”

cough

She gasped for fresh air before shakily rising to her feet and walking away to try and find the authorities, nervously looking over her shoulder fearing that whoever was responsible for the rank massacre she’d just walked into might come for her next…