By: YOUbeck2
PART 1
My name is Thomas, but everybody calls me Timmy. This is the story of how my beautiful life just turned upside down and make myself crazy for two women, my aunt Jessie and my cousin Jennifer. Those ladies are the hottest, sexiest and GASSIEST women I ever imagine knowing, better than all the f****ng porn stars that I used to watch. Let’s start with the beggining.
I was young man of 19 years old, and my mother was tired of me. She doesn’t understand my process; I’m just figuring out what I want in this life. My days were fantastic, I woke up, have breakfast, some cereal or whatever, play videogames, watch porn and smoke some pot with my friends, just in weekends. Also I have a secret, most of the porn that I saw was fart fetish videos, nobody knows this about me, but I LOVE when women fart, my dreams to be farted as punishment or just be super GASSED by a gassy women, sometimes I just dreamed about that in nights and in the morning…well, I have to change my boxers.
My life was calmed and easy, but I was exiled of my Eden Garden when my mom entered my room and said:
“I’M TIRED OF YOU TIMMY!!” She yelled so f***ng bad that my headphones almost fall of my head, goddamn…
“Mom! What? I know that! You don’t need to yell, oh my god…” I said just turning the volume up.
“No!” My mom took me off my headphones. “I’m really tired of you! And this time will be different; you are going to be…”
“Punished? Yes, what will be punishment this time? Hmm? Stay in my room without dinner? Oh… mom! You are soooo terrible…”
“No…You are going to move out to your Aunt’s house.” For some reason that sounded more serious than other times.
“…What aunt?”
“Your aunt Jessie, she lives in the Town out of the city, and you are going to spend the next months there. Pack all the things that you will need, because tomorrow you are going to be there.”
“Wait, what?? Tomorrow? But I have concert the next week, I can’t go tomorrow!”
“I don’t care! You are going to be there or… you are not living in this house ANYMORE!! Without any of our money, of course…”
“MOM! THAT’S UNFAIR! I DON'T EVEN KNOW AUNT JESSIE! WHO’S HER???” I was really triggered.
“Oh… you are going to LOVE HER! She’s the definition of DISCIPLINE, and hear me well Timmy… If you think that you can fool me, well, with her that is IMPOSIBLE!” My mom started to laugh. “You are going to love her!” She said while she left my room.
Well, she was right about something…I was about to love her. But in that moment, I thought that my mom was overkilling, tomorrow she will be fine as always and I have nothing to worry about.
Next morning: 5:00am.
I was having a nightmare when suddenly, my mom turned my nightmare in reality, she woke me up at 5:00am…what the HELL was she thinking???!!
“COME ON!! WE HAVE TO ARRIVE WITH YOUR AUNT!!”
“MOM WHAT THE…???”
“COME ON!!”
I started to feel afraid; my mom was serious about this. I picked some clothes and went downstairs, this lady was just making noise with the horn, so annoying…
“I hear you…”
“Speed it up kid! We must arrive with your aunt sooner as possible!”
“I KNOW!”
I put my little suitcase, got into the car, and my mom drove so fast, like she REALLY needed to get rid of me.
“Slowly, you are not Michael Schumacher…”
“Haha, so funny.” My mom just didn’t care about my recommendation.
We drove for almost three hours, passing the city, later some mountains and later a big field of trees, in this moment I was terrified, my mom was talking seriously…
After some minutes more, we arrived. It was a big farm, a biiiiiiig extension of trees and we also saw some cows, horses, etc, but the worse thing about this new place…there was no wifi... I don’t like this place…
“Mom…?”
“yes…?”
“I think I learned my lesson, it’s not necessary to make this, no worries” I said this sounding the saddest as possible.
“HAHAHAHA, NO. You are going to live here for at least THREE MONTHS. It’s not negotiable.”
“But mom, please! This is so rude! What I’m going to do here? There is no fun in this shitty farm…”
Also, I forgot to download my favourite fart porn videos…
“This is not shitty and you are going to stay, so, get out of my car and pick your things, your aunt is now waiting for you.”
“What? Like this and that’s it?” I was surprised, my mom never act this way…
“YES! GET OUT OF MY CAR AND WALK THAT ROAD! YOUR AUNT IS WAITING FOR YOU!”
I moved fast because my mother never sounded that angry before, in the moment my suitcase left the car, my mom stepped the throttle so badly that the car sounded like Fast and furious…
I watched the surroundings and smelled the air… shit, that was just shit in the air. The road was just dirt made and my shoes a messed up, I felt so lost, so sad and so abandoned, I was just a poor sheep in a world of wolfs!
Some minutes in the road, I arrived to a wood house, very… small and shitty. Around the house there were piles and piles of shit, how many horses do they have to produce this amount of shit? Maybe dozens, that wasn’t normal.
I knocked the door and I heard a voice inside: “Coming! One moment!” Probably it was my aunt’s voice. The door opened and… my jaw to.
My aunt was an ABSOLUTE HOTTIE! She’s blonde and was using boots, a cowboy shirt, with a cleavage, her breasts were just there, without any bra, I could see her nipples through, good waist and a pair of jeans that marked her hips so bad, she must have a BIG ass, FOR SURE.
“Hi nephew! How are you?! Many time that I don’t see you”
“Aunt?” How the f**k was possible that I had an aunt this HOT and I didn’t know it?
“Yes! Who else? Hahaha! Come inside little boy!”
When she turned around, I almost got a boner… my aunt Jessie have an ABSOLUTE DUMP TRUCK OF AN ASS! It was large and round, her big ass cheeks were good shaped, like she really makes some sport, but in every step, they just moved up and down, damn those cheeks were bigger enough to cover all my head, I cannot saw any other place than there…
“Well nephew…” She woke me up from my hypnotic trance. “This girl right here, is your cousin Jennifer, you two never seen each other before haha” My cousin was cleaning some stuff under a big basement and I cannot saw her.
“Jennifer! Your cousin arrived!” My aunt yelled.
“I’m coming!” My cousin gets out of that basement and oh my god… It was a family thing because she was an ABSOLUTE TURN ON TOO. My cousin has dark hair, blue eyes, pretty face (my aunt’s too) but she was kinda different, a little bit fat but just in the right spots. Jennifer has good sized boobs (not big as my aunt’s), big hips, sexy waist and I can swear that she have a BIG ASS too. She was using a pair of leopard leggings with boots
“Hi cousin! I heard that you are here because you are punished hahaha, is that true?” My cousin pointed me and kinda laughed, if she wasn’t that hot, probably I would have react triggered.
“Ahh..” I couldn’t speak a word.
“Yes, your cousin is about to learn how to serve to the world and being a great person, some discipline hahah right nephew?” My aunt hugged me and I could felt her big breasts…
“…yes…”
“Excellent, well, keep working honey”
“Welcome to your new home cousin” Jennifer said, I couldn’t imagine how this can be a punishment. When my cousin turned around to come back to the basement, I saw her ass and oh my F****ng god, I WASN’T WRONG! She has a DUMP TRUCK OF AN ASS TOO, but was different than my aunt’s, it was fat and round, also my cousin is fatter but not bigger than my aunt Jessie. It was for me like being in the ass heaven, my cousin’s ass jiggled in every step and was a total show for me to see that.
“That’s my lovely daughter, 22 years old and she’s capable almost as me to manage this farm. Well, let’s get to work, I’m going to give to show you where you are going to sleep and give you some daily tasks to do, come on”
My smile just disappeared from my face. I forgot that I was here for work, not for just watch my aunt’s ass. We walked into the house, and she presented me my new room, it was small and…smell like shit.
“Oh, what’s that smell…”
“That smell, is the smell of the hard work nephew, come on, left your things, because you are going to start your daily tasks” We restarted the walk out of the house.
“Daily tasks?”
“Of course, you are here to work. Watch your step, there is a lot of shit of here”
In the moment she said that I stepped on a big pile of shit, my shoe was FU****NG DESTROYED. I really wanted to run away in this moment. The only good thing about this, was walking behind my aunt, I never could POSSIBLY be tired of watching that mega ass. We stopped in the middle of nothing with a big amount of shit, I covered my nose, that smell was like HELL.
“Oh shit…” I said.
“Literally hahaha, well, this is your first task” Oh no… “You are going to move all this shit, far away from here, the smell is hitting the house strongly and we don’t want to smell it anymore, also we must follow some rules here and we cannot produce this amount of shit without receiving a fine hahaha. You are going to move all the shit on Monday’s morning, start with this and after you finish, I’m going to give you some more”
“What?”
“some more tasks hahaha” she said laughing and punching my arm, ouch…
“Come on nephew, let’s get to work! Work work work, like Nicki Minaj”
“That’s Rihanna…”
“Whatever!”
She left me there without any expectations of surviving. I started to move this shit TALLER THAN ME with a shovel, and I got tired in 5 minutes… I wasn’t made for this. The sun started to hit my face, and the smell of the shit started to become worse. I didn’t know what was happening, but I heard a motor, two motors actually, just making a lot of noise, I thought that being here at least would be silent. I don’t know what they were doing, I just heard those motors every 5 minutes, I guess. After 30 minutes and a big explosion that scared the shit out of me, my aunt came back.
“How is it going nephew?” She looked hot and sweaty, her nipples were clearer, but I was so tired that even myself didn’t care about it.
“Shitty.”
“HAHAHAHAH that was a good one!” My aunt laughed more than I expected.
“How many horses and cows do you have?” I asked kinda triggered.
“Just two horses and six cows, why?”
“TWO? I cannot believe that. Two horses and four cows can produce this amount of shit?”
My aunt stayed in silence some seconds and later she laughed her ass off.
“HAHAHAHAH that’s even funnier nephew, those weren’t the horses and the cows, that’s our shit”
I…I cannot believe that in the first minute too.
“…what?”
“Yes, that’s your cousin shit and my shit, we work a lot, we eat a lot and we shit a lot hahaha, maths, nephew”
“You are telling me…that the responsible of this BIG pile of shit…is you and my cousin?”
“That’s right and that’s a normal week, you really don’t want to see us in a bad day or after the fair of the town! Oh man, that was impressive even for us! Hahaha And the smell oh my god!”
I was shocked I couldn’t speak a word; you are telling me that my aunt and cousin were this…SHITTY? That was kinda hot, oh shit, my fart fetish, well…that was a different kind of fetish.
“I cannot believe you” I said, trying to have more information. “What did you need to eat to produce this?”
“I told you, we eat a lot of meat, milk, even when we are lactose intolerant hahaha, beans, etc, all the delicious things that when they come out, are not delicious anymore! Hahaha”
“But… why are piles close to the house?”
“Well nephew, do you think that if we shit this amount of SHIT, we'll always manage to get here?” So…my aunt is telling me that my cousin and her sometimes just need to shit and SHIT in outside of the house? That was even hotter, that means that I could watch them butt naked sometime.
“But…the smell!” I said.
“Well, you are right in that part nephew and… uh…if you think that smell is bad, you are going to hate me for this one…”
“What are you say…” My aunt Jessie didn’t even give the chance to finish my phrase when she lift her leg and…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRTTT!!!
Yes, my hot aunt farted in front of me. My hot aunt farted in front of me. MY HOT AUNT FARTED IN FRONT OF ME. I was just repeating that in my head all the length of this fart, 20 seconds for being specific. For a moment I thought that maybe I was dreaming in my room or I smoked more put than I should and I’m flying around, but no, it was real, MY HOT AUNT FARTED IN FRONT OF ME, SHAMELESS. I saw her ass moving and vibrating, and the smell hit me almost instantly, she wasn’t wrong, it was HORRIBLE.
“Ahhh hahaha sorry nephew, I just met you one hour ago and I’m already farting in front of you”
I was shocked, I couldn’t speak a word, but I managed enough to say: “that was a…fart?”
My aunt started to laugh her ass off again. “Yes, a fart, what else could be? A kiss from my ass?” I wanted that. Suddenly I heard the same roaring motor from the basement, but this time louder and last 15 seconds.
“Oh god and that was your cousin hahaha, she’s not stopping ripping ass too, as your aunt” I couldn’t believe what I’m hearing, I got a boner and I sat in the floor to dissimulate it, pretending that I’m shocked.
“REALLY?” I put my most realistic face of: “ooohhh that’s super gross! :c”
“Yes, her ass is gas machine, like me, but…I think I’m gassier hahaha, oh…” She lifted her right leg and…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPRRTT!!!
“Ahhh that felt good… uhhh, but is bad oh my god…” She started fanning her ass. “…do you smell it nephew? (like it was possible to NOT smelling that…) get a whiff of it”
I smelled it and started coughing, it was really bad, but I was SO turned on, this was better than all my fantasies, porn videos or anything I have seen before. “God, it’s…(SEXY, HOT, THE BEST AND THE WORST I HAVE SMELLED) bad”
“I know, and it was that bad all the morning long after our breakfast” It was my moment to discover more information.
“What did you eat?!?!” I pretend to sound angry.
“Eggs, bacon, some beans because we wanted to work without suffocating ourselves hahaha and a big glass of milk, maybe it was a bad decision that glass of milk…” In that moment I heard another motor sound from the basement, this time 10 seconds long. “Wow, your cousin is really destroying the air down there!” !” Some seconds later, my cousin left the basement walking really fast and fanning her nose. “Hahahah, I wouldn’t want to be in that basement for almost an hour!” My aunt said.
“You are usually this gassy?” I adventured myself to ask that, my aunt looked at me serious and she laughed again.
“Jennifer! Come here baby!” My cousin started walking in our direction. “Your cousin asks if we are “usually this gassy” hahaha” My cousin looked at me and said trying to hold her laugh, suddenly she tilted her butt (silence a couple of seconds) and made a face of relief…
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRPPPRTT!!
“Ahhh, no, we are worse” My aunt laughed harder and the smelled kicked me. Both farts were equal in strongness but so different in smell, my aunts’ farts smelled so putrid, like rotten eggs and my cousin’s one’s smelled like shit and rotten beans, it was so terrible too, but I still in the gassy ass heaven. (I coughed, not going to lie, it was pretty bad)
“Damn girl! You are rocking hahaha, I heard you destroying the air down there” My aunt said sounding kinda proud, kinda impressed.
“Mom, is terrible down there, really, don’t come there, even I felt dizzy breathing that”
“Probably your cousin needs to accommodate that basement, right?” My aunt said that sounding naughty and that turned me even more.
“Yes, probably it’s a good idea, what do you prefer cousin, shit or…shitty basement?” Both laughed, I was about to JIZZ in my pants…
“No, no, he needs to finish this task first and later he will go down there with you to finish the basement, right nephew?”
“Yes…” I pretend to be disappointed and hopeless, but I wasn’t that happy before in my life.
“Well, let’s get back to work, sorry not sorry for all the farting talk nephew, but if you are going to live here for the next months, you must be aware of our gassiness, because that’s the everyday here and you cannot complaint about it. It’s our farm and we can be the gassiest as we want, if you are walking behind us and we want to let a big fart out or rip ass in the table, we can do it freely and no complaints about it, understood?
“Yes.” I pretend to be triggered, but I was having the best day of my life.
“Well, come on silly asses, work, work, work, like the Nicki Minaj song” My aunt walked a little, I was watching her ass, but then she turned her head and said: “Nephew… (I moved my stare the faster I could) good luck…” she tilted her butt and…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRTTTTTTTT!!
“…aaaand welcome home” This last fart had an extra punch, my ears felt assaulted and my nose started to burn, god! This one smelled like eggs and beans.
“Mom! You are going to scare him!” They both laughed and walked away, leaving me with this big pile of shit, that I know right now, is from them. I couldn’t believe what I’m hearing and living! And I can´t believe that I jizz my pants too… in front of a pile of shit…deam. I was in heaven! It’s like the FETISH DREAM of everybody; the life gave me this reward for all the effort I made thinking about my future! I knew that life cannot be that cruel! The day wasn’t over I just had the best morning of my life, thanks mom!
PART 2
I continued picking the pile taller than me, (and I’m still being surprised that two gassy ladies can produce this amount of shit) for about two hours, it was hard enough to hurt my arms, and I was uncomfortable due to my pants were kinda wet in the crotch…
I was tired enough to sleep a week (working without hearing any fart from my aunt and cousin is really exhausting) but finally I moved all the…shit, I hope my aunt give me the chance to rest a little. I walked towards the barn; I heard some tools moving so I guessed that my aunt would be there. I opened the door a little, slowly and I saw my aunt moving some straw bales, God…her ass looked amazingly BIG in that position, pointing me far away…I tried to walk closer to her ass when I was received by a…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPPRPRTT!!
“Oooohh whee!! This lady is on fire!” She didn’t know that I was there and start saying “Yeah, I got a big fat ass!” singing Anaconda (of Nicki Minaj…) moving her ass kinda twerking up and down… I got another boner and suddenly…
“Oh nephew!
“Aunt! Sorry.”
“No worries hahaha I’m sorry that you saw that” My aunt wasn’t ashamed.
“It’s okay…” I said trying to cover the feeling of being completely turned on, I had to use a pose to dissimulate my boner.
“Yeah, I know, it’s normal to move your ass dancing sometimes, especially when you have an ASS (she spanked her big ass cheek, both moved like two big planets crashing each other) like this!”
“I think so…” I said trying to not seem interested.
“Do you like to dance nephew?”
“No, I don’t”
“Well, you should, it’s healthy for the ass, I love to do it, I think it’s the reason why my ass is this big hahaha” She turned around once more and grab her ass cheeks to left them fall making a big shake, god I was so turned on.
“Aunt, can you stop talking about your ass for a second?” I pretend to be triggered.
“Hahahaha, you don’t like to hear your aunt talking about her ass? well, BIG ASS!"
“No!”
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPRTT!!
And my aunt left a 15 second ripper lifting a leg… Oh Jesus, contain my boners will be impossible at this rhythm. “Aaaah…and what about my ass talking for himself?"
“It’s even worse…” I said.
“Hahaha Come on it’s not that bad, put your ear closer…”
“What?” No way…
“Put your ear closer to my ass!”
“You are not serious…” YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUS AUNT!! My sexy aunt was asking me to put my head close to her ASS?
“Yes, put your ear closer or there will be consequences…”
“Oh god…” For my insides this was a: Oh god THANKS!!! I was about to put my ear close to her ass and suddenly she said…
“Hahahahahha no!!! Don’t do it!! I was joking!!! Hahahhahaha, you are afraid of me that much???” So good to be truth…
“Aunt! Please… I finished my task already…”
“Good work! Well, I’m going to give you another task, this one is easy, is just being with me a couple of hours, we are going to prepare the food, but first we must buy some ingredients, come on kiddo!” In my mind I was very disappointed, I really believe that I was going to receive a fart straight on my head.
We walked to the old truck of my aunt, and my cousin was sweeping the leaf’s in the backyard.
“Hey Jennifer, your cousin was about to put his ear close to my ass because he was afraid of me! Hahaha”
“Hahahaha, maybe I should be crueller with him, so he can receive a big fart straight to his face from my ass!” Yes cousin, it would be A PLEASURE!!!!
“Hahaha, maybe yes. Speaking of which… I know what we will have for lunch today” My aunt told that with a naughty sound in her voice, even my cousin put a confusion face.
“What?”
“Our “Welcome home visitors” dish, to give the boy a greaaat welcome, what do you think?”
“Ohh, that would be great mom! Hahahaha (In a lower voice giving her a spank in the ass) You are nasty!!!” I could hear that…
“Hahaha, hey! Well, come on nephew, let’s go shopping!”
We entered the pickup and my aunt started driving in a dirt road, with so many rocks that move the truck so damn much…
“This is the best road that we have here?” I said sounding triggered, actually I was kinda annoyed…
“Yes, just enjoy the trip”
“How can I possibly enjoy this?” That road was shit; I hate it, the only good thing was that my aunt’s boobs were moving so good.
“It’s not that bad... enjoy the experience!” She returns to just see the road and suddenly, she leaned to the other side and pointed me with her ass a little, later…
BbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPRTRTRTTRTR!!
“Ahhhh that felt good…oouufff that’s actually bad hahaha” That fart of 15 seconds AGAIN, sounded muffled by her seat, and was so deam loud and stinky… IT WAS PERFECT!! I would love to be hotboxed right here, but if I want to keep receiving this “punishments” I need to be coherent with my story: I hate her farts, so, I tried to pull the window down with an annoyed sigh.
“Oh sorry nephew, that’s not going to work, the windows of this truck are not working hahaha” Thanks life, AGAIN!!! “You are going to deal with my gas hahaha”
“No way, I’m going to be SUFFOCATED!!” I overkill a little just to seem more realistic…
“Come on it’s not that bad”
GRGRGRGRGRGRGRRRRRLLLLLL
Oh yes…her tummy started rumbling…
“Well, maybe it’s going to be… all this movement is twisting my stomach… here’s another one…”
BbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
“Ahhh, I’m feeling better…Ooooufff god!! My breakfast still kicking after hours! Hahaha”
I started coughing and my boner just got worse, I couldn’t dissimulate it so much, this ride needs to stop if I want to keep my fetish in secret.
“Do you want another one?”
“NO!” YES!
“Well, you are lucky, because we arrived” I ran out of the truck and started breathing aggressively the fresh air, I need to seem realistic, obviously…
“Hahahaha, it’s not that bad! You are such a pussy!” My aunt just left me there and I could see her ass again, God that thing is big…After some minutes she came back with some men carrying some big sacks, with the letters saying: Beans. Oh damn… 4 big sacks of beans, 3 of corn and a big cooler with chicken and meat.
“Thanks, Roddie!” She said and the old guy in the barn just made a gesture with his hat.
“Well, let’s move on, we have to arrive to prepare our meal” I entered, keeping my act of being annoyed. All the road back to the house, she didn’t fart one single time, I was disappointed, but when she turned off the truck and we were about to come out, she leaned to the front, putting her big boobs in the steering wheel…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPRPPRPTPRTPRPTRTRTRPTRTRPT!!!
“Ahhhh that fart was trapped! God I really needed to let that one out…”
I got out of the truck fast, that one was so hot even for me, she laughed and said, “Pick all the things and carry them inside” She picked up one sack of beans and walked away moving her big ass.
After 3 or 4 travels carrying all the stuff and with a BIG pain in my back I came to the kitchen and took a sit. My aunt was cooking, later, my cousin entered the room to cook too.
“Hi mom, let me help you”
“Sure honey”
They both started cooking and sometimes looked at me, like if they were trying to afraid me and they are succeeding…I felt like arrested by the Big ass SWAT or something. The only good thing about this was that when they were not seeing, I watched her asses, damn, my cousin’s ass is big almost my aunt. My cousin Jennifer suddenly asked:
“Tell me cousin, you have girlfriend?” Unfortunately, no…
“No.”
“Why?”
“I don’t speak with so many girls…” I have enough with my porn girls. (Actually no… I need a girlfriend)
“Well, you are going to live with two big and amazing girls, nephew. You are going to learn yes or YES, how to talk with a girl.” Both laughed.
“You are afraid of girls?” My cousin asked again. Yes.
“No.”
“So?”
“I don’t know, maybe I just don’t know what to say…” Actually, it was both.
“I have an advice for you cousin”
“Yes?” My cousin stopped chopping the vegetables and tilt her ass lifting a leg…
BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
“Mmmm..” My cousins left a sigh of relief and my aunt laughed.
“Oouuff sweetie, that was a stinkier!” Yes, that one stink as HELL, both girls are equal stinky, I guess.
“Yes, the breakfast is killing me” she said rubbing her stomach.
“With this meal you are going to be dangerous hahah” Aunt Jessie said this and my cousin tilts her butt and…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMPPPPRRRTTT!!
“Ahh more than this? Just watching the beans being cooked are enough to make me gassy hahaha” My cousin said laughing out loud and my aunt laughed soo loud too...
“I feel sorry for my nephew, he’s going to suffer haha” I was about to JIZZ again, not suffer.
“Sorry for that, cousin, and prepare yourself, after this meal my mom and me are going to rip asses like it is no tomorrow!"
I just stood up and get out of the house from the backdoor without saying anything and my aunt and cousin stayed in silence, maybe impacted by my action, but later they just laughed…
F**k I really needed to get out of there, I was about to jizz AGAIN, it’s so fu***ng difficult to be there, don’t misunderstood me, is AMAZING, but I can’t be there just jizz after jizz, and not in front of them… I just walked there, smelling the air and fortunately after my hard work, the shit smell was less strong.
I think my aunt Jessie felt sorry about me, because she didn’t “annoyed me” in half an hour, she just opened the door and called me, if you think that these two ladies were gassy as f**k, hold on your thoughts… this is the best part.
“Nephew! Meal is ready!!” Okay, let’s go back inside… You can do this, your pants cannot deal with two explosions in one day, please, resist Timmy!!
I entered the kitchen, my cousin was sited right there, with a big smile in his face…
“Take a sit cousin, I hope you like this one…”
My aunt put my plate in front of me and since the first moment I saw this, I knew it was going to be really bad…
“I hope you enjoy our “welcome home visitors”, our special dish when we want the visits to have a great, good and looong stay!”
They both laughed. It was a dish made by beans (A LOT), a special chicken with some condiments, rice and cabbage (LOTS of cabbage) … I was about to jizz again just imagining the consequences of two gassy women like them, with this MEGA fuel of gas…
“It’s weird that when we serve this all our visits don’t stay more than half an hour…” My cousin said and my aunt just said “shhh” and they both laughed.
"Well, nephew, I heard that you came here to take discipline, so... It will take soooo much discipline to resist ourselves with this type of food EVERYDAY, this is our diet" My aunt said and I looked at my cousin, she just gave a big naughty smile.
“But first, we must say thanks to god for this meal. Thanks god for this meal, for my nephew, that is here to get his life in right way and all the good things that we have in life.” My aunt said with her eyes closed.
“Thanks god for this meal, for having my cousin here, for all this beans and all the good things that we have in life, ” My cousin answer and they both just looked at me waiting for my answer.
“Ummm…thanks?”
“No! Not like that, really be grateful for everything that you have in your life and this meal” My aunt said and she was right, this new chapter is amazing.
“Thanks god, for…(I remember their asses and farts) …everything…” I said this like if I was uninterested but genuinely, I was grateful, the life gave me the opportunity to live my fetish, and I was about to enjoy it…
“Excellent, now, let’s eat”
They both started eating so fast, like they were very hungry, after some minutes they almost finished their plates, and I wasn't even in the half.
“Oh god this is so delicious, thanks mom” My cousin said with her mouth full...Hot, not gonna lie.
BUUUUUUUUUURPPP “Ahhh, you are welcome honey” my aunt burped so loud I almost was scared, but later my boner came back to the game.
They finished their plates and didn’t even think twice; they grab two portions more. More beans, chicken, rice and mooore cabbage, I was super hard just imagining the explosive outcome.
BBBBBBBBEEEEEELLLCHHHH!! My cousin burped even bigger than my aunt. “Uhhh hahaha, nice sweetie” My aunt said.
“It’s making effect mom haha” My cousin kept eating like nothing happened.
After some minutes more, my aunt and my cousin finished their plates, my cousin hit her chest a few times with her fist and…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUURRPPPPPP!!! “Ahhhh..” My cousin started rubbing her belly and my aunt clapped in recognition for that big burp, that beast lasted 4 seconds…
“Hahahah, that was a good one honey! Oh god, my stomach…I think I ate too many beans and cabbage…” My aunt said, unbuttoned her jeans and the last buttons of her cowgirl shirt, she was SO bloated and looked so sexy this way, like she was kinda pregnant. “Look at this, I’m… BUUUUURPPPPP…ahh, so... BBBBLLOOOAATED!!” Yes, she said “bloated” burping… I don’t know if I can last any longer…
“Hahaha, me too mom, look at this…” My cousin discovered her bloated belly through the leopard leggings, God… that was a sexy bloated belly…
GGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRRRRRLLLL!!
GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRLLLLL!!
Like they were synchronized, both stomachs started gurgling at the same time.
“Oh oh, I think our special dish starts kicking…” My aunt said.
“Me too, I think the fireworks are going to happen soon hahaha” My cousin said that to me and gave me a naughty smile. After that comment, my aunt leaned her ass in my direction, a short silence happened and later…
BbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
“For me is already happening!! Hahaha” My aunt said laughing, the smell hit us and even my cousin started fanning her nouse, I pretend to be really offended by her fart, but I couldn’t speak a word, I was so damn turned on…
“Oh my god mom! That’s one was nasty!!” My cousin said.
“I know hahaha, and it’s the FIIIRST one...” She burped again while talking…
"I think is kicking me too..." My cousin said rubbing her bloated belly and leaned to my direction...
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPRTTTTT!!!
That fart was even BIGGER. My aunt's farts lasted 18 seconds or something and my cousin's 22 seconds.
"Ahhh...that felt really good..." My cousin said with a big smile to my aunt.
"Are you challenging me?" My aunt said, oh god...no way that is happening that.
"I don't know, do you feel gassy, fat ass?" My cousin said.
"Ohhh, watch this..." My aunt leaned to the side and well...you know...
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRTTTT!!!
"Ahhhh, I think I'm gassy, don't you think? Hahaha Why don't we have a farting contest? We can show who's the gassier lady in this farm to my nephew" My aunt said with a naughty and mischievous smile to my cousin and later looked at me.
"What does the winner get?" My cousin said.
"Well, the winner can use the bathroom first (the place in the fields where they shit)"
"Sounds nice, prepare yourself to lose, beans are really messing with my stomach..."My cousin said.
"Let's finish the deal aggghhhh..." My aunt spit on her hand and my cousin spit in hers too, they shaked.
"No way, that's f****ng disgusting..." I said, trying to not look horny.
"Suit yourself nephew, this is going to smell hahaha. You are going to know how bad a real gassy lady can be" My aunt said rubbing her stomach.
"Hahaha, don't worry cousin, I'm going to win this match and this lady will end running to the hills!"
"God wait wait, you are going to do... what??" I said.
"Come on, shut up nephew! You turn." My aunt said.
GRGRGRGRGRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGRGRLLL!!
My cousin tummy started gurgling a lot, she leaned to the side and almost instantly, she dropped a bomb...
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This fart was loud ASF!!! Sounded like an old trombone and lasted almost 30 seconds.
"Ahhh, get a whiff of it old lady..." My cousin started fanning that fart to my aunt and the smell hit me. It smelled like beans, garbage and something putrid that I didn't smelled before, probably the cabbage, the putrid fume made me cough and gag a little.
"Uuufff! That one was good, I have to be honest... but I don't think as much as this one..." My aunt leaned to my side and...
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No way...this fart was a SUPER upgrade, lasted like 36-37 seconds and rumbled like a earthquake, the floor vibrated a little and the smell...god it was terrible, even worse than my cousin's...
"Ahhhhh god, I needed to let that one out..." My aunt said just palming her bloated belly. "get over that cow ass"
My cousin got serious and leaned to the front, pressing her bloated tummy with her legs and...
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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPRTTT!!
"Ahhh, double shot! Hahahaha Uhhh, smell that mamma!" My aunt didn't even answer, she just leaned to the side and....
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROOPPPRRTTTTTTT!!!
"Ahhh..."
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPRPTPRPTPRTPRPTPRPTRPTTTRTRTRTPRPPRT!!!
"Ahhh...hahaha"
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I couldn't believe it... my aunt farted THREE times like that, with so much power, her first fart was almost 50 seconds, the seconds almost ten and the final fart was 27-28 seconds, HOW THE F**K THIS LADY CAN PRODUCE SO MUCH GAS!!??? My cousin in the beginning of the third fart stood up and started fanning her face, the smell was so awful, my nose started to burn and I coughed a lot, but most important...I jizz again. My face was in the table, like I was overwhelmed by the smell, but actually I was covering my pleasure face.
"Ahhhhhh that's how a lady farts gentlemans! hahaha, better than any other and a good rival for the cows hahahah! Nephew...? Are you okay?"
"...yes..."
"Why are you in that position?"
"....Smells so bad..."
"Hahahahaha of course that smells so bad dumbass, the windows are closed! And your cousin and myself were ripping ass like it was no tomorrow hahahah" Later she looked at my cousin and said: "I think I won!"
"That's not fair mom! You ate more than me, if I ate the same as you, my farts would be worse than yours!" My cousin said, keeping fanning her face.
"That's your problem sweetheart! hahaha. If you want to beat mamma, eat more beans. Easy as that."
"Next time..." My cousin said.
"Well, I have to take a walk for the good of the air in this kitchen hahaha, keep working on that basement sweetheart and...nephew..." My aunt looked at me and I raised my head.
"Go help your cousin with that...(she gave me naughty smile)"
GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRLLLLRGRLLLL!! My cousin's tummy started rumbling, she smiled too.
"And welcome home again..." Before she left the kitchen, she turned back and lifted a leg, showing her big ass cheeks to us and...
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPP!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPRTRTRTRTRTRTTTRTRTTT!!!!
"Ahhhhh" My aunt just let out a BIG bomb and a sigh of relief and keep walking like nothing happened, my boner came back and I knew that now, is my cousin's turn to gas me away. THANKS GOD FOR THE GOOD THINGS IN LIFE!
PART 3
“Ooohh whee! Well cousin, let’s get out of here, stinks like hell and we have work to …do ahhh, god I’m bloated…” My cousin stood up from the chair and started walking to the basement, walking behind her (obviously) not for sign of respect, just to see her BIG ass, it’s amazing how my cousin can have an ass almost as big as my aunt’s.
“I wouldn’t walk behind me after a meal like that if I was you…hahaha” My cousin said and didn’t even pass 10 seconds after, she unleashed this one.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPRTRTRRTRTRTT!!
“Ahhh, I told you hahaha, if you don’t move back there, I’m going to gas you all the way to the basement” That was an epic rumbly and sounding fart, the smell hit me instantly and I didn’t knew what to do after, practically she farted IN FRONT OF ME, MY SEXY COUSIN! And the smell, oh my god, it was totally putrid, I don’t know who stinks the worse, my aunt or my cousin… I was hoping the worst from her gas and I know that this is probably just a percent of their gassiness, but I’m going to figure out how gassy a cowgirl like them can be…
“You okay cousin?” Shit I forgot and I was staring directly to her buns, fortunately she got distracted by a bird before turning her head to my direction.
“Yes, cof cof cof, but smells so bad… why you and my aunt fart that much?” I’m playing the card of the “offended” after this, they are going to “upset me” farting more and more, you will see.
“We are ladies of work cousin, it’s normal that if we eat that much, we fart…” She lifted one leg and…
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“...weee fart that much hahaha” I made a face of disgusting but inside I was so turned on, my boner tried to come back once again, shit… “and you should thank god that we didn’t had our meals with milk, ooouu whee! After some milk and beans we would have enough gas to make a rocket works!!”
Oh no… My boner is coming back... but I cannot stand with my curiosity and I asked: “Do you get…so much gas?”
“Well cousin, if I’m honest with you, if you see that we eat that, probably you would prefer not being in the farm for some hours hahah” I didn’t speak a word, but that gave me ideas, it would be nice if they try it… We arrived to the entry of the basement and my cousin saw the piles of sacks.
“Well first, we have to carry this sacks downstairs” She bend over to pick one
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“Ahhh hahaha” She just moaned and laughed, damn that was a good fart, when she went downstairs, I started to breath violently those fumes, I couldn’t manage to breath more than three times without coughing, it was AWFUL!
“Come on silly ass! There are much more sacks!!” My cousin said, fortunately she didn’t saw me doing that…
I picked one sack, but it was SO heavy, I don’t know how she can carry this! F**k I forgot that I have to work in this farm, again… I went downstairs and god, stinks… EXCELLENT! The previous farts didn’t go away…
“God… stinks in here…” I said dropping away the f****ng sack.
“Yes and it’s about to get worse…” She said tilting her butt a little and…
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“Oh my god, the meal is already kicking! Hahaha” She said fanning her big ass cheeks, I was IMPRESSED, that lasted 40 seconds! (I guess), it was the longest till now.
“It didn’t kicked you before?” I said sounding annoyed and stressed. (HA of course…)
“…hahahaha! Those farts? No! Those were little ones, the REAL ones are about to come, the same with my mom” She said just walking upstairs and leaving me with a harder boner, I needed to sit down, she would notice if I don’t.
“Why are you there, silly ass? Help me with the sacks!!” Oh my god, my cousin completely changed from being naughty to being an authority, that make me even harder…
“I’m tired! Those sacks are really heavy!”
“HAHAHAH, come on! You just lifted ONE!!”
“Give me a break, god!” My usual card, the upset one…
My cousin bring another one and looked at me very seriously: “If you don’t get up and start moving…” She lifted one leg…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPAAPPPPPRRRRRRRTTT!!
“…aahhh, your silly ASS, I’m going to fart in your face and YOU DON’T WANT THAT! Hahaha” YES I WANT!!!!
“I dare you." I said. Yes.
"Oh you dare me? Hahahaha! I'm going to take my shot so..." My cousin started walking towards me and she turned around, showing me her BIG ASS in those leopard leggins, it was very close to my face and wow, looks so much bigger and round from this view... oh god...there is no way that is happening... "Last try, you keep thinking that I'm not going to do it?"
"No, I think you won't..." My voice was almost breaking, god this is a dream...
"Well, is coming..."
GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRRRRRRGRGRRRRLLLLLLLL!!!
"Bombs away!" My cousin tilted her butt more closer to my face
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTTTT!!!!!
I couldn't take all the fart, that one lasted like 15 seconds or something and I just jizzed my pants almost at second 10... (DON'T BLAME ME!) God it was perfect, just perfect, every detail of it. That was my first face fart ever. I just fall of the ground and started coughing, because it was good, but smelled like the SAME HELL, the most awful bean smell that you can ever imagine combined with shit.
"Hahahahahha, do you like it silly ass? Huh? Will you keep daring me to do something???" She said that kicking me lighly on the feet.
"God..." I was processing the moment, sorry.
"Get up and helped me, or the next step in your punishment will be kicking your balls, I'M NOT PLAYING" When I heard that I ran to go upstairs, I KNEW that she could do it so... I picked one sack in the most stupid way possible and carry it to the basement.
“Hahahah, that’s not the way you should do that but okay…” My cousin said.
After some minutes, we finally finished this task…
“Okay…we finally finish…” I said, she was with their hands in their hips and just…
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“Ahhhh… but I’m starting with all this gas…”
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPRRRRRTTTTT!!!
“Oh my god I’m unstoppable today hahah, I told you... (GRGRGRGRGRLLL) God... I think..."
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRTRPTPRTPRPTPRTPRPTPRTPRPTRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
"Hahahahah Jesus Christ!" My cousin started fanning her big ass, like... that was going to help, yeah. Three in a row. THREE IN A ROW! This ladies are a dream.
“Are you okay?” She said looking at me.
“Yes… cof cof cof” The smell let me almost breath nicely, sure, with the inminent attacks of cough.
“I know, stinks really bad in here, but the sooner we finish, the sooner we can breathe clean air; and I recommend you to hurry up, because I still feel that have sooo many farts to come" My cousin said and walked to big furniture with some old and rusty things.
“Watch out!” She said and threw me a toolbox and hit my arm… In that moment I was truly annoyed.
“Auch…”
“Hahaha” She walked next to me and just turned her butt in my direction and said “Watch out!”
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPRRRTTTTT!!
“Come on!!” I was living my best life, she farted again, obviously my eyes were red ASF, I looked like a junkie.
“Don’t be such a pussy, come on and give me a hand” She said and crouched to check a machine. Oh my god, her ass looked delicious in this pose (like that famous photo of Nicki Minaj crouched), those two big cheeks ready to be spanked…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPRTT!!
“Ahh, I would need some tools so, they have numbers on everyone of them so, just pass me the one that I said, okay cousin?”
“Yes” I said serious, but I was just enjoying the view while she’s working.
“Give me the 2” I searched for it and give it to her.
“Okay…one moment…”
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPRPPRTRTRTRTRTTTT!!
“Ahhh, have this and give me the number 5” I searched for it and give it to her.
“Thanks, I think I need to…”
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPRTTT”
“Ahhh god damn, this pose is not good for hold my farts hahaha” No, THANKS GOD THAT IS NOT.
Some minutes passed and she said.
“Hey cousin, do you want to hear this motor roaring?” She looked at me with a naughty smile.
“No” I said expecting that I’m thinking the same as she’s thinking.
“Come on, say yes please, pull my finger” I put my face of being so annoyed and just pulled her finger…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
She let the biggest fart out in that pose with the mouth open and in some moments of this fart of 53 SECONDS LONG she shaked her ass…
“Oh my god I’m so gassy today!... Ohhh that reeks so much!! Cof cof cof” Yes, this one was worse than the others, this one smelled like rotten beans, burned garbage and a LOT of shit… We couldn't stay any longer down here.
“YES COF COF COF… That one was awful cousin!” I pretend to be SUPER offended but actually I was about to jizz for the FOURTH time.
“I know, even for me cof cof cof…Let’s get some fresh air damn…”
I ran out of the basement hiding my boner and my cousin take her time to get out of there. I sat in a big pile of wood and my cousin sat too.
“Hahaha, why you always running, oh…you stained your pants…” Oh no… she knows it, she saw my boner and I’m F*****ng LOST!! The dream is over. “There, in your knee, it’s a shit stain hahaha”
“...What?” I saw my pants and…it was a shit stain. Oh my god thanks…
“That’s how you need to end after a hard work, full of stains, is just the way to show that you are a productive man. That’s what my father’s used to said.” My cousin said kinda nostalgic.
“What happen with my uncle?”
“Well, he died about ten years ago, he got sick”
“I’m sorry to hear that…”
“No problem”
“Did you miss him? Or my aunt?”
“Yes, we both miss him sooo much, but it’s fine. He was a good man, really a good man.”
“I can imagine.” I’m not good in moments like this. Fortunately, my cousin leaned to the side and…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRTTT!!!
That fart was amazing, all the pile of wood vibrated so much.
“Ahhh. Speaking of farts hahaha, my dad used to congratulate my mom for her farts hahaha”
“Really?”
“Yes, he didn’t cared about the smell and even sometimes he gave mom lots of beans just to see how gassy she can be! Hahahah, he was so brave for doing that.”
“What? Seriously?” I said genuinely surprised.
“Yes! Sometimes my mom and I used to have our “concerts” hahah, you know, those baaaad days when we mixed lot’s of gassy foods; or farting contests and he was always so funny, laughing and pushing ourselves to fart more and more. Like this..."
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“Ahhh, that was hard to get out hahah, I should leaned to the side” Understandable, she farted right to the wood pile.
“My uncle was…interesting.” I said, but I meaned to say weird.
“Yeah, I know hahah, we used to think that my father liked farts or I don’t know hahah, maybe he didn’t have the sense of smell”
“Maybe…” Or maybe my uncle had a FART FETISH…
In that moment I looked to the big green field, and I saw my aunt walking there kinda strange, so slow and heavy, like she was pregnant or something.
“Why my aunt is that far away?”
“That? Hahahaha, well, she’s having “her walks”, she hate to walk but she does that when the gas is THAT bad and she needs to relief herself, really, when you see my mom that far away is that their farts are impossible to stand with”
God…
“You are joking…” I said.
“No! hahaha, it’s true, just be quiet a little and you would hear the bombs…”
We stayed quiet some seconds and I heard a…
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrbrrrprprprtrptprptprtttt!!
“Hahaha, you see?” She said and looked at me.
“How is that possible that I can hear my aunt from here?”
“She’s a gassy woman, the same as me hahaha, so better get used to it. But really, stay away from my mother when she’s like that or your nose are going to be destroyed hahaha”
“Thanks for the advice”
“How are you dealing with our gas? Is too much for you?” OF COURSE NOT I WANT ALL OF YOU GAS!!... Sorry, I couldn’t control myself.
“Yes but I don’t know how much I will resist smelling your fumes everyday” The thing I wanted to say is I don’t know how much jizz I can produce without dying dehydrated.
“Hahaha, and our gas is just becoming worst year after year, better you fix yourself and get out of here before is too late for you”
“Thank you for the advice…again”
“You know what? I’m in a good mood with you, since this is your first day and the next ones are going to be reeeaaally tough for you, why don’t you go for a walk and enjoy the view? Take 30 mins. Come on.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes sure”
“Thanks”
“You are welcome” That was nice from my cousin and very unexpected, I didn't know anything about them and now they are part of my life, probably my cousin felt the same way when she told me the story of my uncle, life's kinda weird sometimes. I started walking when my cousin said… “Hey cousin!” I turned my head and she turned herself to point at me with her ass.
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“Ahhhhh, that one was trapped! Hahaha better runaway cousin!” My cousin Jennifer just let out a BIG 1 MINUTE RIPPER. That one was heavier than the other ones, because all the zone around started smelling of her fumes. My nose started to hurt, maybe those were to many farts for one day.
BUT I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH!! My cousin went downstairs and I walked in the sounds direction.
I was looking for my aunt, I wanted to experience those dangerous farts. I was kinda lost but later I smell something SO TERRIBLE, it was completely awful, later I heard…
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“goodness!” She said loudly. I started walking in that direction and finally I saw her. She was walking just rubbing her belly and sometimes rubbing her ass too, god I started to rub my “friend” if you know what I mean… I stand in the plants without moving to much just to see her farting freely.
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Wow… than one even moved the plants away. She kept walking and I was following her without being seen, but the smell... It was so difficult to stand her without coughing, I felt my face completely red, this farts stank the WORSE, dead animals, rotten beans, putrid cabbage and shit.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRPPPPP!!
PAAAAAAPPPPRRRTTTT!!
BBBRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!
BBBRBRBRABRBARARARRRRRPPPRTT!!
bBBBBBBBBBBBRRRROOOMMMMM!
Every step let out a big fart, she was ripping ass like it was not tomorrow, I tried so HARD to not cough, but I was suffocating myself, those ones were WORSE THAN ANYTHING.
“Ahh, stinks so bad!” She said fanning her ass, YES I AGREE WITH THAT. She stood up to see her farm from that view and later I heard it…
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRRLLLL
That didn’t sound great…
“Oh shit…” She rubbed her bloated belly and I was prepared, here comes a big one, I KNOW THAT! I move myself to be right behind her big ass cheeks. Oh my god, those were GIGANT, probably my head would disappear if I put myself there.
GRGRGRGRGRGRGRGRLLLLL
"Oh god... it's coming..."
She was ready to blow… She tilted her butt a little and put a hand in her ass cheek, later, she unleashed the nuke…
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
That fart was big enough to make my hair fly and all the plants covering me just moved aside.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPRRTTT
I Jizz for the FOURTH time in this moment, it was my biggest dream to be farted for a lady like my aunt, really, the sensation was better than my imagination…
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTT!!
I don’t know how much did this last but… shit, probably more than one minute and 20 seconds, finally the fart ended and I couldn’t smell anything, my sense of smell just went off and… I couldn’t move?
“Ahhhhhh, I felt so much better” My aunt Jessie said, later she turned her head to see the mess she made and… she looked at me.
“AH! Wtf? What are you doing there?”
I just falled to the ground and… I don’t remember anything else.
HOURS LATER
I woke up in my bedroom, well… my new bedroom, stinking like shit, but I didn’t knew what was going on, how many hours I went off? It was night!. Suddenly I heard a big noise and some laughs, later, I recognize the voice of my aunt.
“Hahaha, if I were you, I wouldn’t be there for at least some hours, god! I probably shit an entire cow hahaha, I felt sorry for your cousin” That sounded…great for me.
“Come on mom!! I told you I need to shit!!”
“Go on and shit!” My aunt said
“But I’m going to smell your fumes!! Ah, shit, whatever!” My aunt laughed and I heard the steps approaching my bedroom.
“Nice to have you back nephew!! How you feeling? Did you liked that fart? Hahaha” I was just pretending that my head hurts… auch… my head actually hurts.
“Be careful the next time, when I’m walking around the farm, the 90 percent of the times I’m gassing the hell out of me haha and you don’t wanna be close to that... again hahaha”
“Thanks for the advice…” I said “annoyed”
“Well, have a good night and nephew…”
“What?” She turned around and pointed me with her BIG cannon.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPRPPRRT…AARRRPPPPRR ARRPPPPTT!!
“Welcome home again” Yes, this is my new home sweet and gassy home.