By: Flackr9
Nick approached the apartment door anxiously, wringing his hands briefly before knocking on it.
He had agreed to meet up with a woman he had met online and have his face sat and farted on. For years it had been his greatest fantasy to be facesat and farted on by an attractive woman. He had read countless stories, viewed hours upon hours of porn, and now he was finally going to experience it for real.
The door opened, revealing his partner in this endeavor, Emma. She was taller than Nick but not by much, her hair was shoulder length and black with blue highlights. She had a pretty nice body from what Nick had seen so far, and was wearing a short black dress.
"Um, hi" she said timidly.
Nick smiled awkwardly, his brain freezing up.
"Are you, Nick?" Emma asked.
"Oh! Uh, yeah, I am" Nick managed to get out without sounding like a complete idiot.
"Um, come in" Emma gestured into her apartment and Nick walked in.
"Would you like something to drink? Or..." Emma trailed off as Nick just sort of stared at her.
"Um, no thanks" he eventually said, absentmindedly wringing his hands once more. Wow, was he nervous.
"Well, my bedroom is this way" Emma said before turning and walking down the hallway toward her bedroom.
They arrived in Emma's bedroom. Nick might've said it was nice, but was too focused on not tripping over his own feet at the moment.
"So, I was thinking, it might be, you know, difficult for you to use a safeword if you're..." she blushed slightly, "under my ass."
Nick stood there like a deer in headlights, cheeks flushed red, "Right" he replied. "What- what do you suggest?"
"I was thinking you could, um, tap my thigh, with two fingers if you needed a break, or one finger for immediate stop."
"Yeah that sounds, alright" Nick shuffled his feet awkwardly.
"Okay, I guess you should lie down then"
Nick crossed to the bed and laid down on his back, anxiously awaiting Emma's butt.
"Okay, here goes" Emma announced as she straddled Nick's chest and lifted her dress, revealing her green and white striped panties.
Wow, she has a nice ass, Derek thought as Emma's butt slowly approached his face. He wasn't planning on going right to pantied ass, but he didn't want to stop her at this point. Emma gently lowered herself onto Derek's face, before letting her dress fall, plunging Derek into darkness.
So far, he was enjoying himself. The feeling of Emma's soft cheeks on his face was very pleasant, and the smell of her ass, though less pleasant than Derek had hoped, was more than bearable.
"Okay, I have to fart" Derek heard Emma's voice above him.
Derek braced himself. Moment of truth, he thought, as he felt Emma's butt begin to tense and relax above him. He had no idea how this was going to go. Then, it happened.
pphhhbloorrt
Emma let loose a smelly fart right in Derek's nose. Excited, Derek took a big sniff... and immediately regretted it. He choked on the toxic air, and bile began to fill his throat. Frantically he began slapping at Emma's thighs.
"What???" Emma exclaimed, startled by his sudden movement.
Derek remembered he had to tap with one finger and immediately did so. Feeling the 1 finger tap, Emma instantly leapt off Derek's face as if she had been shocked, and not a moment too soon, as Derek leaned over the edge of the bed and emptied the entire contents of his stomach onto her bedroom floor.
Emma stood awkwardly with her arms half raised, shocked and concerned, as Derek lifted his head to look at her.
"Oh, um, sorry, I'll clean that up" he managed to get out before a wave of dry heaving overtook him.
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Emma had been initially worried about pushing Derek away as he groaned above the pool of vomit in her bedroom, but after he cleaned himself up and helped mop up the mess on Emma's floor he expressed interest in trying again, saying "Next time I'll be ready" After nearly killing him with her fart, Emma insisted that Derek stay the night. Saying it was "the least she could do."
The next morning Emma walked down to the street with Derek, giving him a hug before he set off to his parked car. Emma wasn't sure whether she should be proud or offended that just one breath of her fart was enough to put a grown man completely out of commission, but she was sure that she was excited for her and Derek's next session.