By: geneticnotecard
Today was the day. Today, you were going to get the money shot.
Daniehla Rojas was a new rising celebrity in Hollywood. She started voicing cartoons before moving on to Netflix sitcoms, then FX dramas, and now a standout performance in a huge hit. Safe to say, the Mexican-Cuban-American was here to stay. Even at 27, voicing in cartoons was still not above her.
She was beautiful as they came. Tanned brown skin with luxurious hair made her the beacon of attention everywhere she went. And of course, who could forget her signature freckles, just a few on the side of her eyes. She always held everybody’s eyes for a moment longer than they should have. Several celebrities, including Karl Urban and even Zendaya, had been caught staring at the way her butt moved. Side to side, up and down, it was an asset to her fame.
Either way, the tabloids and websites were hungry for anything on Dani. And today, you were going to provide that anything because you knew her schedule. Autograph signing at 11 at the convention center, a secret lunch with several famous basketball players for some marketing brand, and finally, an invitation to one of the hottest parties tonight. You already had an in on the property thanks to a bribe to a security officer weeks in advance.
You weren’t worried about the strange reputations Ms. Rojas had earned. Mentions of “weird smells” that followed in her wake, and how bathrooms had to be “fumigated” on every set she had been on. After all, they were just dumb Hollywood rumors. Nothing of substance to any of them.
8:20 A.M.
First, the autograph signing at the Los Angeles Convention Center. You camped out on a nearby rooftop, overlooking the parking lot. It was a hot day, but you ignored the heat. Numerous people already exited their cars, but none matched Dani.
Finally, around 9:30 or so, a beat-up old Toyota truck entered the lot. You rolled your eyes, but still raised your camera, zooming in on the driver’s door of the car. Lucky for you, this is what you have been waiting for. Dani stepped out of the car, with a snug-fitting pair of light gray sweats and a black sweatshirt with the hoodie pulled over her head. She wore sunglasses, but there was no doubt it was Hollywood’s rising star.
Only something seemed off. You raised your eyebrows, continuing to zoom in while Dani stood there, talking on the phone with somebody.
“Yes, Marrissa, I know, I know… wait one second…”
Your mouth slowly dropped, as Dani turned around, giving you the clearest shot of her ass you’d probably ever get. As it turned out, Dani was feeling the effects of the heat wave too. A dark spot of sweat covered her asscrack, while she reached inside her pants to feel for wetness. You furiously took as many pictures as you could while she was doing this. She took her hands out of her pants and smelled her fingertips.
“Mierda… just as I thought… sweat right through fucking everything.” She turned back, looking at her soaked sweatpants. “Have Johnny send me another pair… and some burritos from that truck I like… well I know-” Dani smacked her forehead in frustration.
“Dammit Marrissa, I don’t want a new car. And who the fuck needs ‘air-conditioning!’”
Dani walked inside and you sat back down, breath reeling from the last minute or so. This was good stuff, made even better by the fact that you knew it was a long day. This would not be the last you saw of her. Even though it was her, there was still some doubt. Because of her hoodie and sunglasses, many would deny that this was the beautiful Daniehla Rojas. But that was okay. You'd get something better.
2:45 PM
You got to the beachside spot… right as Dani was getting into a car, as some fans waved at her and some other paparazzi took pictures. Well, your intel was a miss on this one, which was okay. Times are usually fuzzy sometimes and you blame yourself for not getting there earlier.
Unfortunately, this meant later was your last chance… the only chance you’d have for some time to get that money shot. It’d mean a huge payday for you.
Well, you were pretty hungry. And you definitely had to pee. You placed a to-go order at the front and followed the sign to the single bathroom they had in the back. You opened the door and immediately winced from the smell.
Whoever had been in there last did a number on it. It smelled earthy, like dirt and grass, but also like straight garlic. As you got closer to the toilet, it smelled more and more like pure waste. Grossed out, you almost fled the room, but scientific curiosity got the better of you.
The biggest log of shit you had ever seen somehow managed to stick out the water, explaining that it had smelled so bad. Even though it was broken in half, you estimated that it would’ve been way longer than the seat if it was still together, which was a horrifying thought. Smaller ropes of brown shit accompanied the load, lingering on the sides. The closer you looked, the grosser it got. Parts were clumped together and parts looked explosive, as bits of half-digested food proved it. You frowned and looked away. Unfortunately, you still really had to pee…
But to have to pee on that? A closer look made it look heavier than it did before. The way clumps were as dense as a rock, yet were covered in slimy liquid. Like whoever did this felt the biggest relief they had ever felt. Like it had just been sitting inside of them for so long. Even now, it still simmered with the heat of somebody’s hellish insides. You sighed and pulled your pants down.
The seat was still warm, meaning whoever did this probably fled the scene immediately. Showing those thoughts aside, you did your business, got your food, and escaped as quickly as you could.
5:00 P.M.
All you could do was wait. The party wasn’t until later, and you were starting to get bored. There was entirely too much downtime in trying to get something you could actually use.
Ms. Rojas had a mean case of butt sweat because her truck’s air conditioning didn’t work.
You were alarmed by how quickly this thought entered your head and even more alarmed by the next thought that accompanied it; She probably took that dump in the restaurant.
You reminded yourself that there was absolutely no way that Dani released that from her bowels. Celebrities like her probably had private bathrooms overlooking waterfalls. Why would she take a dump like that in a shitty public restroom? Not to mention, it looked like it had come out of an animal and not a human being.
You impulsively searched for an article you remember reading a few months ago about Dani’s life on the set of one of her Netflix shows. You scanned for her French castmate's quote in it and paused when you saw it.
“Yeah Dani’s really cool but she smells bad sometimes… and like it’s not her fault honestly. It’s like her body’s fault, I think.”
“Care to elaborate?”
“Ah, I think I’ve said too much. She’ll kill me if I say any more.”
“Surely you can say just a little bit more?”
“Ah… well… let’s just say I cover my nose when I know she’s been in the bathroom.”
You reminded yourself that this didn’t mean anything. You reminded yourself that everything that happened today didn’t mean anything either. It was a series of coincidences that gave you some food for thought, but nothing more. You opened your TikTok to forget about everything for just a moment. Mindless scrolling would do you some good.
At least until the very first video was a clip from Dani’s autograph signing. A blonde girl had the camera in selfie mode and began to talk.
“So I’m here at Daniehla Rojas’ autograph signing and shit, and let me tell you… she’s perfect!” She flipped the camera around, pointing at Dani’s smiling face, who was taking a picture with a young girl. “Go support everything this girl is in!” She spun it back to her face.
“Only problem is… IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE! Like somebody cannot stop ripping ass! It’s only gotten worse as I’ve gotten closer, so whoever’s doing it, PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT!... Ugh, smells like garlic… and fucking grass?” The video was cut off.
Your stomach dropped as she described the same smell as earlier.
Coincidences that got more and more common weren’t coincidences.
9:30 P.M.
Tonight was the night. The Daniehla Rojas money shot was here and ready for the taking. You got into your finest outfit, realizing that it would probably be good enough to fit in with Hollywood’s elite. Granted, it might not have been that kind of party, but it always helps to be prepared.
The security guard said the fence by the back would be curled up just enough to get through. True to his word, it was. You almost scraped your back, but that was okay. Anything to get that money shot.
It was easy enough to get into the actual party, thankfully. Once you got to the front, it was very easy. You knew you were going to hang back, away from the main crowd, and try to avoid talking to people too much.
The inside of the party was very smooth. It was being held at a mansion, so there was plenty of space for everybody. The main party was around the large pool. You took in so many celebrities and other people of note, but none matched Dani Rojas’ perfect face. That is until you saw her leaning against a column.
She had on a deep blue dress, with one strap, revealing not only her chest but her sizable ass as well. She took a drink from a wine glass, looking effortlessly beautiful like a spotlight was on her. Her hair was tied back but braided in some places as well.
You reminded yourself to not get too caught up in her looks and to not come in direct contact with her. That would be bad. You snuck around to her side, unnoticed, and concentrated on hearing her conversation with another celebrity.
“Really, getting to shoot with him was a dream come true!” You noticed her bite her lip while her chest lowered. She followed with a smile and a nod.
“Oh my god, I hope we get to work on something together one day!” the other celebrity said. She wrinkled her nose in disgust and began to fan the air.
“Fuck, Dani, you smell that?”
“Oh!... um, must be the sewage system or something.” Dani too began to fan the air, just as her companion did.
Seconds later, you smell what the two of them were complaining about. It’s rough, and worse, it’s as dense as a car’s exhaust. The smell of rotting trash and fetid mushrooms flooded your nostrils. You moved away about 10 feet, but it was just as thick. Soon, more and more began coughing and you noticed Dani smirk just a little bit.
“Ah ha, yeah, definitely the pumps. I’ve seen this happen before-” Dani joked before holding her stomach and grimacing.
“Girl, are you okay?”
“... fuck… yeah, I’m okay… um, if you’ll excuse me for just a moment.” Dani quickly scurried away from the main party and out to the lawn. You followed her, pulling out your phone.
“Fuck, fuck!” Dani’s eyes searched for something, but you weren’t sure what that was. She paced back and forth while you slipped behind some bushes. By now, you were far away from the party, and it was a whisper at this point.
Dani walked further on the lawn, toward the fence you entered from. She muttered more expletives while rubbing her belly. After about 10 more steps or so, she hiked up her dress with her hands and pulled her panties to the side. Even though you knew what was going to happen next, it didn’t lessen the shock that hit you.
ffffffFFFRRRRROOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRMMBLBLLLRRRTT!
You watched as a pure stream of hot air flowed out of Dani’s anus. It sounded like somebody trying to warm up their trombone before finally getting a sound out of it. The smell that followed it was much worse, reeking deeply of her insides. You almost coughed, but held it in.
“Mierda! Last time I eat fucking street food!”
BBBBRRRRRRRRLLLLLMMMMMPPPPPPPPP!
Dani uncontrollably let out a louder fart, sounding out on the lawn. It bubbled despite having nothing to bubble against. She continued to try and soothe her aching belly, but it appeared that the floodgates had already been opened.
You assumed for too long that Dani’s perfect ass would never fart, but that didn’t matter now.
This was it. This was what you’ve been waiting for.
You pulled out your phone and began filming right as another fart began. This one was long and zipping, with no clear end as it droned on for about 10 seconds. By the end, she was grunting, trying to push everything out of her stomach.
PPHHHUUURRRMMMM! BLBLBAAAAAAARRMMMMPPP! ppphhhooooOOOOOOTTT!
A series of short, but thumping farts echoed out of her large ass. It’s volume almost made you drop your phone, but you hung on and nearly dropped it again once you smelled this newest batch. It was a much denser smell and packed a fuller punch. It even clogged your nostrils.
“Fucking… god, my stomach is cooked,” she groaned, trying to rub the farts out of her gut. From here, it looked a bit bloated, but you couldn’t entirely tell. You zoomed in on her perfect, albeit distended figure.
“Shit, rather be over there, fucking all their noses up… they don’t deserve shit… fucking pretentious ass bitches.”
fffrrrrrrrmmmm-blblblllrrrrooooooooooottttmmmmm-PLPLOOOOOORRRRPPPP!
As another few heavy farts exploded out of Ms. Rojas, you thought about her words for a moment. Would she rather force everybody over there to smell her horrid gas? Was that why she fumigated sets? You were disgusted by watching her do this, but even more disgusted by Dani. Why would she want to force all those poor people to smell her farts? The Hollywood crowd wasn’t too bad.
“UUUuuuuaaaaggghhhh…”
Dani pulled her dress to the side and pulled her panties down, a motion that jiggled her entire lower body. Up close, it was clear Ms. Rojas worked out consistently and her diet shaped her body. Dani looked good.
Either way, her pussy was exposed, glistening in the dark of the night. You counted a few wet folds in between two mounds of shaved flesh. It was fittingly pretty for one of the most beautiful people you had laid eyes on. As she pulled her thick ass cheeks, indirectly spreading her pussy apart, she was also clearly pushing out something evil.
Ooooooooouuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppphhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm…
A pure stream of Dani’s insides quietly, but audibly, flows out of her at a high speed. In seconds, the smell that surrounds you is thicker than it's ever been. More importantly, Dani looks really good, like this. Slightly bent over, huge ass facing you, privates wet and exposed… about 5 seconds into the lengthy fart, you realize that this is what you’ve been waiting for.
The money shot.
You almost feel bad about exposing her body for the world to see, but you need the money. You contemplate your morals for a second before tapping the white circle on your phone.
Only there was one problem.
You accidentally turned your flash on.
“What the fuck?”
Dani spun around, looking for wherever the flash came from. You sit down as quickly as you can, but it is too late. Dani caught a glimpse of your hair and came bounding around the corner.
“YOU LITTLE-”
Dani grabbed you by your shoulders and shoved you against the fence. Up close, you realized that her beauty truly was boundless. Her lips, her eyebrows, her jawline, her iconic freckles that lined the sides of her eyes - all of it worked together to paint the most beautiful person you had ever seen in your life. Her accent was really pretty.
You also noticed that she was taller than you. By at least a few inches, and that was without heels. She strongly pressed you further into the fence and she began her questioning.
“Dammit, who are you?!! Who do you work for?!?!” she pressed, lowering her brow. “H-how much of that did you see?” You tried to speak, but your voice wasn’t working.
“Fucking speak, you bitch!!” she pleaded, shaking you. Try as you might, nothing came out. You didn’t think you were going to get caught.
“Been watching me rip ass?”
You nod.
“You took a picture, eh? A video?”
“Both,” you manage to squeak out.
“Get on the ground.” You don’t move, stunned by what she's saying.
“What, you fucking deaf too? Get on the fucking ground!”
You do what you’re told this time. The grass is cold and moist, but you’re worried that whatever is coming next might be worse. Naturally, it is. Daniehla’s huge ass towers above you before coming right down with a nasty clap.
Your first reaction is to scream, but the smell is bad enough to shut you up for a few seconds. You try to break free and run away, but Dani is much stronger than you are, so that idea is immediately squashed. Her strong thighs and glutes push you right back down.
“Fucking paparazzi bitch!” Dani grunts and your body goes stiff.
bbbrrrrrRRMMMMMFFFFFF!
Dani laughed as her fart rumbled on your face, as you smelled her rank scent. This was the first time you had ever been sat on and farted on by extension, but you’d had enough already. The way the smell was in your nose, your mouth, and your eyes all at once made you want to scream.
“Motherfucker… teach you to try and follow me around next time…” You couldn’t see Ms. Rojas, but the way she rubbed her sweaty ass into you was making you regret all of your actions today. Dani lifted her ass for just a moment.
“Do you like looking at this ass, little puta?”
You definitely did, especially from this angle. It looked so damn good, the way her lower body was cartoonishly sculpted.
PPPFFFFFFFFTTTT! ppppPPPFFRROOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHrrmmmmm!
“Enjoy some of this shit then!”
Dani’s anus opened as wide as you’d seen it, breathing out multiple steaming farts. These were borderline toxic, a side effect of her lunch. You screamed as Dani lowered her large ass right down on you in an instant, muffling you. Again, the smell of lingering sweat and her warm fart flooded your senses, as you were unable to breathe anything that wasn’t her.
“Fucking scream again and I’ll shit down your throat,” Dani stated, daring you to try her.
It shuts you up very quickly. Your mind flashed back to earlier when you witnessed the biggest shit you’d seen. Numerous Logs and ropes of waste that nearly filled the toilet to the top. You knew it might have been a coincidence, but… the thought of that being forced down you sent shivers down your spine.
“Oh, that worked huh… guess I found your weakness?” Dani lowered more of her weight back down on you.
“You ready to learn your fucking lesson?”
bbbbbBBBBPPPPPPPPLPLPLPAAARRRRMMMMMM-UURRRRHHHPPPPP!
Thunderous flatulence roared around you, while you groaned, complaining about the feeling and smell. Hearing this, Dani pressed harder, farting louder and forcing out more pulpy gas. You pounded on her wide thighs with all your strength, but it was like a fly trying to escape from a spider.
This was hell. You’d found it.
“Ooooohhhh, keep fucking fighting, makes this waaayyyy more fun for me.”
The next 10 minutes were horrific.
Dani unleashed countless farts on you, smothering you with her weight. Some were sputtering, loud, and long. Others were quieter and shorter, but those usually smelled worse. Either way, it didn’t matter what she put out, all of it stunk and all of it choked you. Dani laughed every time, whipping her hair around and fanning whatever air leaked out back to you so you could choke on it some more.
And that wasn’t even mentioning how humid things were getting. Drops of her ass sweat leaked down her ass crack and the sides of your face. Or maybe it wasn’t sweat. Maybe it was fart condensation from how scorching those had been too.
If you had just done something different in life. Maybe choose a different career… go back to school, and finally get that degree. Maybe you wouldn’t be suffering under the wrath of Ms. Rojas right now. As things finally started to get blurry and your vision blackened…
…she got up. Mercifully.
You could breathe, even though the air around you was still tainted. You were outside, so you didn’t even want to know how that was possible.
“Hey… Hey, sit the fuck up, you goddamn loser!”
Your eyes blinked a few times, becoming more away from your surroundings. Hunching down, Dani still looked angry, but it was hidden behind a sinister grin.
Like she was about to do something that was really about to ruin your day.
“Let me ask you something… is there a reason you paparazzi fucks try to spy on us?”
You weren’t sure how to answer this, so you opted not to say anything. Dani sighed in response.
“That’s okay… pull out your phone… You want a fucking money shot, I’ll give you one.”
You weren’t sure what she was planning until her ass hovered in front of you. She looked back, expecting you to be filming.
PPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!
“Pull out your camera, dumbass! I’m trying to help you out!” You quickly fumbled for it and began filming Dani’s large ass, bouncing up and down. You coughed, fanning the rancid air away from you. You pressed record, and Dani smiled and waved at the camera before turning back around. She aimed her ass like it was a weapon.
BBBBRRRRRRMMMPPP! PPPLLPLPAAaaaammmmmpprrrr… frrrssskskkkbbbblllrrrrpppppp-sssshhhhhhkkkkk!
Loud farts quickly exited the star’s ass before quieting down and becoming more hissy. A moment later, the mudfall began, as decently sized turds shot out of her ass at an incredible speed. You swore you heard an audible groan from her guts.
Dani walked over to the mulched area, still releasing slimy turds from her ass. They hit the grass with disgusting plops while she continued to curse. She squatted down once she reached it, as her shit flow stopped and was replaced with winding toots instead.
“Follow me or this goes on your face.” You quickly got up and followed her, scared that her threats would become reality.
ppphhhooooooOOOOOORRRRMMMMMMMSKSKSKKSKKKKLLLLHHHHHRRRRSSSHHHH!
After about 30 seconds of straight gas, her shit continued again, but with much larger turds this time. You almost gasped at how big they were this time; the average one was the size of a small soda can. And there was just sooo much, all of it piling in quick succession right behind her. She grunted and grimaced, and even moaned from the insane amount of waste she was expelling. You almost dropped your phone but kept filming.
“Fuuuuuccckkkk… god, I needed this…” Dani muttered, turning directions so her shit pile wouldn’t touch her.
Pppllllrrrrrllaaaarrrmmmm! bbbbrrrrppppPPOOOOORRRMMMSSSH!
A moment later, Dani’s anus fully expanded, winking and spraying shart liquid everywhere behind her. You barely got out of the way in time. You watched in horror as it went as far back as 10 feet. Even you had to look away at this point for the risk of losing your lunch.
But the sounds of her next wave were far worse than it would have looked. Her ropes of scat slowed down, as you heard the loud thunk of huge logs slap against the ground. After 4 plops, you heard loud crackling that went on for ages. When you thought it was going to stop, it started up again. When it started thudding, that's when you knew the logs were getting bigger. Eventually, the sounds calmed down and a few sharts signaled that it was over.
“Holy fucking shit… mucho mejor.” She laughed and turned to you.
"My stomach has been fucked up ever since I started working in Hollywood... My trainer has me on this diet, and well... you're seeing the side-effects," Dani strugged.
When you looked again, you were horrified that somebody managed to take a shit this big. It was comical how huge it was, albeit disgusting. It looked like it came from a horse and not one of Hollywood’s most beautiful women. Dani stood up just as you put your phone away. She grabbed some leaves off a tree nearby and handed them to you.
“Here…” Dani said, straddling a nearby folding chair. Her huge ass faced you, her asscrack covered in shit and sweat. From here, you could smell the pure waste that coated her butt.
“Wipe… and do a good job.” You stared down at the leaves in your hand and the ass in front of you.
Dani’s famous ass. One that looked absolutely disgusting.
“I don’t think you heard me… wipe or I’ll make you use your tongue instead.”
You did what you were told. Dani’s ass was warm to the touch. You were careful as to not get any of Dani’s shit on you, but that was a hard thing to do. You wiped down, the slick sound making you wince. Dani flexed her ass still thankfully, but it was still a hard job. More shit lightly crackled as you wiped it off and threw the much heavier leaf to the ground. You picked up another and began the same process. Dani's anus began to pucker as you looked straight at it.
BBBRRRUUUUMMMMPPPHHHHH!
Dani giggled as she pushed out some leftover gas, rumbling against the leaf. You dropped it as some specks splattered out, flying on your face. Your breath accelerated and so did your heartbeat, You really could cry now, and the after-shit smell made it worse.
“Keep fucking wiping… Til I say we’re done.”
You did as you were instructed, and made sure you did a good job “cleaning” her. You really had to concentrate, ignoring the way Dani's ass jiggled with every moment. You also ignored the way the smell was fermenting. Finally, you finished. You held your breath, hoping she’d deem it acceptable.
"Take a picture and show it to me?" You quickly did this. Dani clicked her teeth and shook her head.
"C'mon now... All those streaks and you really thought this was good enough? Want me to get a fucking rash?" You shook your head no and went back to work.
You thought about what your life had come to, being forced to wipe a celebrities ass after she took a comical-sized dump. You carefully and slowly moved your hand to wipe, but paused for a moment, watching as her anus opened yet again.
ppphhhssssssffffff-oossssshhhhhrrrrppphhhssssssssssssss-
"Keep fucking wiping," Dani laughed. "What, scared of a little gas?" She bounced her ass a couple of times, taunting you. "After that shit, you had to have known there was gonna be some aftershocks."
The constant stream of gas made this a much harder job than it should have been. You could no longer be slow and careful with the gas that stung your eyes and clogged your lungs. You had to go faster. You accidentally got some warm waste on you, but quickly wiped it on the ground. After a few minutes of consistent wiping and silent farts, you finished.
“Fine, this is good enough,” Dani admitted, standing up with both of her hands on her hips. “Hand me your phone.” Dani held her hand out. You gulped and gave it to her.
Dani simply laughed and squatted down to the numerous piles of shit that she expelled moments ago. She bit her lip and flashed the peace sign to the camera, piles of shit visible. Dani handed you back your phone as you looked at her selfie.
Her face was so innocent and beautiful. But what surrounded her was anything but.
“Here… post this if you want… send it to the goddamn tabloids…” Dani smiled and moved closer, towering over you and simultaneously looking down at your pathetic form.
But in an instant, her smile was gone.
“But know that I’ll find you… and I’ll do that-” she motioned to the ungodly shit she took.
“Down your goddamn throat. So know that if I ever, and I mean ever, see you again… I’ll fuck you up. I’ll destroy your lungs with my farts and then I’ll shit like a goddamn caballo.” She bawled her fists.
“So please… Mind your fucking business… and let me live my life. Or I will fuck yours all the way up.”
Dani meant what she said, and you knew that her threats were warranted. So naturally, you tried to hide how scared you were. Dani’s smile returned a second later.
“Now get out of here, I’m going to try to have some fun with the rest of these bitches.” She gave you a little wave as she walked off, ass bouncing the same way it did before.
“Don’t stay too long.”
Dani walked off while you contemplated your life choices. The huge pile of shit still bubbled next to you. You looked at it for a moment, while Dani’s “present” made itself known to you. This silent fart was pure poison and it made the decision to leave much, much easier.
12:34 A.M.
You got back to your shitty apartment a couple of hours later, having decided to not stink up somebody’s car with the lingering smell of Dani’s insides all over you. A long, long shower still did not entirely alleviate the smell that coated you. Now you just smelled like soap, sweat, and farts.
You pulled up Dani’s Instagram. She posted a selfie from the party with another celebrity, making the same pose. No doubt, a taunt for you to post everything that was on your phone. You couldn’t stomach the idea of watching the video on your phone, as the sounds of it were bad enough. No doubt the actual video would make you pass out.
Everything Dani had already done to you was bad enough… no need to test out the validity of her threats. Not to mention, it's not like you made things easier for her. This career choice was morally shitty.
You sighed. Maybe it was time to take another direction in life.
10 minutes later, you filled out your application and registration with the local community college.