By: MadameAtomic99
Riley Sullivan was stuck in something of a frustrating situation; sitting at her desk in front of a laptop, she was supposed to review an older film for one of her classes, there was one difficult part however which was the fact that the review paper had to be 8 pages long. Normally that wouldn’t be a problem for the film student however there was really only so much she could say when it came to the movie she was assigned to review.
“God damnit!” She grumbled while staring at the review that was a page shorter than she needed it to be. While she was great and ranting about things she was particularly passionate about, sometimes brevity was in fact important and it seemed this professor didn’t seem to get that too much at least when it came to this.
Nonetheless the brunette cracked her knuckles and pushed her glasses back up from the bridge of her nose and started to type away once more until she hit yet another block. She was dealing with what in much less refined terms would be called a brain fart, on top of that she could feel an earlier decision coming back to bite and bite hard. A night prior for a meal decided to make a chickpea curry recipe that she’d found online since it was vegan and honestly sounded like it tasted pretty good. However there was one side effect it had that made her beyond thankful that all of her roommates were out either with classes or running errands, it took Riley’s already horrendous farts and somehow made them even more toxic.
A vice-like cramp seized in her stomach as a low groan came from her gut. She silently thanked whatever divine being was out there Lex wasn’t home right now. Her stomach was hurting badly enough that it seemed relieving that pressure was the only option. So Riley leaned to the side and strained just a bit.
BLLRRRRPT!
A thunderous blast of thick gas erupted out of her ass and filled the air with the humid stench of a bad compost pile on a hot day mixed with garbage that had been stuck in the rain. The tall film student fanned the air as the stench wafted up and assaulted her nostrils, having to stifle a coughing fit.
“Jesus Christ! How the hell did chickpeas do that to me?” She said in between gags and small retches. Unfortunately however it seemed like there was a good amount more where that came from.
BRRRMPT! PRRRRBBBT!
Two more thunderous farts burst out as she proceeded to bolt up and go to open the window. The rancid stench filled her room and before she could get the window open she was sent gagging again. She tried to pull the window open but for some reason it wouldn’t budge no matter how hard she yanked.
BLLLRRRRRRPssssht.
Riley’s next emission started out loud and bubbly but droned into a silent and airy gust of rotten wind, this one reeked to high hell and made the film buff retch and pinch her nose. Aside from being grossed out at how nasty her farts were she was also thankful that Lexie was out since was her roommate there she would’ve had to deal with Lex drooling over her gas.
She’d sit back down eventually, leaning back in the chair in front of her desk and raising her long legs just a little. Almost immediately after her stomach rumbled loudly and Riley almost braced herself against the chair for what was about to come.
BRRRRRPPPMMMT! PRNT! Bbbbblrrrrpppt!
Another cacophony of noxious flatulence bubbled out from between Riley’s cheeks. She was able to smell it despite her pinched nose which only made things a tiny bit better. The tall woman would look at her laptop and try to focus again so she could write more of her paper. She decided she'd just have to power through the smell despite the fact her entire room now smelled like a compost pile that had gotten sewage poured onto it and left in the sun.
“Ugh, my stomach’s still killing me,” she winced a little bit before straining once more and this time not hearing anything initially.
Psssssshhhhht
However she could both feel and smell the scalding gas spraying out of her and it was by far the worst smelling one she’d ripped over the past hour or so. Despite the fact her stomach seemed to be going through its own hero’s journey she was able to focus slightly more. Though the cramps she had to deal with still made things more than a bit tricky for Riley so as much as she may not have wanted to do this it was time just get it over with and try to get out as much gas as possible quickly.
“God this is gonna be bad,” Riley mumbled to herself before leaning to the side and holding a leg up in the air.
PLRRRRRRBBBBT! Prrrnt! Brrrrmmmmppsht!
She didn’t even have to push for another burst of gas to come thundering out of her rear, the rotten vegetal stench quickly making its way to her nostrils and getting her to fan the air rapidly with her free hand.
Unfortunately however she still had a little longer to go and so the film student braced herself for another volley. As gross as this may have been at least she learned to not mess around with chickpeas in the future, a lesson that she was very quickly reminded of when another salvo of acrid farts came out.
BLLLRRRPPPT! BBBLRRRRMMT! BBBBBSSHHHT!
“Fuck that last one felt wet,” Riley’s gas had started to make her ass feel swampy so she was quite sure the dampness of her most recent blast was just sweat. The most painful cramp she’d felt yet made itself known as her stomach felt like it was boiling, however she was pretty sure this would get the last of it out. With a final grunt after hiking her leg up all the way Riley pushed.
BRRRRRBBBBBBPPPPPLLBBBSHT!
At this point the longest and bubbliest fart she’d ripped all day was let out, instantly adding another layer of awful humidity to the already overpowering stench filling her room. After spending a minute gagging as she’d made the mistake of opening her mouth and was therefore able to taste the rancid concoction that had been brewing in her guts Riley breathed a sigh of relief. She was gonna head to the main bathroom and get a can of air freshener because her room could certainly use the whole thing only to be startled by a certain short weeb outside of her room.
“Lex! How long have you been out there?” Riley asked after jumping a little, her face turning a dark crimson at seeing Lexie outside the door.
“L-like 30 minutes,” Lex replied, the only response from her roommate being a sigh and a string of muttered curses.