By: NeptunesReallyWindy
The sky was a weary greyish blue with overcast to accompany the brisk temperatures outside. The trees were a myriad of green, yellow, and brown. Leaves falling and scattered across the forest floor. In the middle of a clearing, there stood an old and small cottage. Smoke billowed from its chimney, and faint light could be seen through the windows.
Inside the cottage, Helen hummed softly as she stirred a large spoon in her bubbling cauldron. The contents were a pale red color and similarly colored smoke permeated the air, making her auburn curls stick to her sweaty brown forehead.
"Oh, this invigoration potion is going to work wonders!" Helen said to herself, brown eyes bright as a wide smile tugging at her lips. "I knew this old recipe book would come in handy."
She stopped stirring, glancing over to her open recipe book floating at her side. "Ugh, but the writing is all faded and stained." she muttered, skimming over the recipe. "It says to add…three grams of powdered burdock. Or is that an eight?"
Helen squinted her eyes in concentration as she tried to figure out the number. "Hm…that looks more like an eight to me."
With a shrug, Helen summoned the ingredient from thin air and added the eight grams to her cauldron, yelping in surprise as it began to froth over. "Oh my…I really hope I put in the right amount of burdock."
She then summoned a small cup from her kitchen, pouring some of her potion into it. Taking a deep breath, she pressed the rim of the cup to her lips.
"Well, down the hatch." She murmured, before gulping down the potion. Her eyes clenched shut, waiting for the effects to kick in.
One minute passed, then two. Slowly opening up her eyes, Helen let out a disappointed sigh.
"Nothing." She said, looking over the recipe again. "Well, it does say to give it thirty minutes to kick in. I guess I'll just have to wait and see."
With that, Helen put away the recipe book with a wave of her hand and set about cleaning up, packaging her potion in smaller bottles. Nearly twenty minutes later, and a few packaged bottles of potion later, she began to scrub her cauldron. Leaning forward over the pot, she let out a soft sigh as she magicked a rag to wipe away the potion remnants.
"Glad that's over with." She said, placing her hands on her hips as she looked at her freshly cleaned cauldron. "Now I need to put these potion bottles up and-"
GRRRMMMMBBBBLLLLEEE!
Helen froze, a hand moving to rest on her stomach as it made a low gurgling sound. "Whoa, that's weird. Maybe that potion is starting kick in-ngh!"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGLLLLLEEE!
"Fuck, that's not good." She groaned, clutching her stomach as it suddenly started to churn. Heat bloomed in her lower belly, making her skin prickle with sweat.
With a trembling hand, Helen summoned her recipe book and flipped to the page of the invigoration potion.
"P-Please follow the instructions exactly." She read aloud, stammering slightly. "Any ch-changes to ingredients or measurements can result in…intestinal distress?!"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLEEE! PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLTTTTT!
"My stomach is bubbling like my cauldron." Helen moaned as another painful cramp hit her. Gas rapidly filled her gut, and she let out a booming fart that had a faint earthy scent from the burdock.
BBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPTTT! PPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRTTTTT! SSSSPPPPPPLLLLRRTT!
"O-Oh no…" She whimpered. Two more farts slipped out of her, getting wetter by the second. And when what felt like a shart came out next, she whined and clenched her asshole as she felt her bowels shift urgently.
"B-Bathroom…need to get to the bathroom!" Helen murmured, before stumbling her way through the hallway.
GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLEEEE! PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBHHHHHTTTTTTT!
She was luckily able to make it to the bathroom, albeit clumsily as she released another bout of gas. Helen threw the door to the bathroom open, not bothering to close it as she hiked up her black dress.
"C-C'mon, hurry…" She panted, pulling down her underwear and sitting heavily on the toilet. She sighed in relief, bracing her hands on her knees.
PPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPTTTT! CCRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLEEEE-PLOP-SPLASH-PLOP-PLOP!
"Hah, thank goodness." Helen moaned, biting her lip as two farts echoed through the room. She relaxed, allowing for a thick log to slide out of her and coil into the toilet bowl. Four more smaller turds followed, landing with heavy splashes.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT! CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLEEE-SPLASH! CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKLLLLE-SPLASH! CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKLLLLEEEEEEE-PLOP-PLOP!
A long fart spluttered loudly into the bowl, and more rancid waste escaped her. "Hngh! There's so much coming out!" Helen grunted, face growing hot as she squirmed against the toilet seat. "That potion is doing a number on me-ngh!"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!
"Damn, that's not good." Helen whimpered, wrapping her arms around her loudly gurgling middle.
PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBT-SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRTTTTT!
She let out an airy fart, which soon became a splatter of shit into the bowl. Helen sighed, rubbing her still bloated stomach. "Fuck, when will this end?"
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKLLLLLEEE-PLOP! CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLEEEE-PLOP! CRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE-PLOP-PLOP!
Just as another round of shit was expelled, Helen jerked at the feeling of something pressing against her ass. "Ah! W-Wait, no!" She cried out, carefully standing up to see that she had clogged her toilet. Lumps of green and brown packed the bowl, effectively ruining the toilet.
"Really?" Helen growled in annoyance. "This is not what I need right now!"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBLLLEEEE!
Helen tensed as another gurgle tore through her, her bowels working to get rid of the next round of waste. Legs trembling and pressing her ass cheeks together, Helen waddled out of the bathroom to find somewhere else to relieve herself.
As she made her way to the living room, her stomach gave another gurgle. With a desperate whine, Helen frantically looked around the room.
In that moment, her eyes went towards the empty cauldron in her fireplace. "Ngh, but I just cleaned it!" She said with a grimace.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLEEE!
Unfortunately for her raging bowels, it would have to do. Helen quickly made her way to the cauldron, hunching over so her ass was aimed over it.
"Here goes nothing…mngh!"
PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRTTT! BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLRRRRRRRRRPPPPTTT! CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKLLLLEEEE-PLOP!
"Much better." Helen sighed as two bubbly farts and a mushy turd filled the pot.
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKLLLLLEEE-PLOP-PLOP! SSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLRRRTTTT! CRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLEEEEEEE-PLOP!
Another wave of sludge coiled out of her, making her moan softly. "My asshole is gonna be so sore after this." She mumbled to herself, grunting at the tender burn beginning to form at the ring of muscle.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLEEEEE!
"Just a little more…hngh!"
BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT! CCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLEEEE-PLOP! PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTT!
"Ugh, finally done." Helen gasped, shoulder sagging. She patted her stomach, reveling in its emptiness.
The same can't be said for the cauldron. As Helen turned to assess the damage, her brown eyes went wide at the foul-smelling mess filling it.
"Fuck, I hope I can get those stains out." Helen muttered.
With a wave of her hand, she summoned some toilet paper along her cleaning supplies once again.
"Well, guess I have to toss out the rest of the potion…but I'm definitely making sure to add three grams next time."