By: NeptunesReallyWindy
"And with that, you have a brand-new toilet! I already had my coworkers go ahead and toss your old one out for you." The repairman said, packing up his tools. "If there are any issues, please don't hesitate to call us again, ma'am."
"You got it. Thank you again so much!" Brenda assured him with a grateful smile. She walked the repairman out of her apartment, light brown eyes watching as he made his way to the elevator.
"Wait for it…wait for it…" She muttered to herself, adjusting her glasses and trying to maintain her quickly straining smile. With a final wave to the repairman as the elevator doors closed, Brenda let out a heavy groan and closed the door.
"Ugh, finally!" She sighed, leaning her head back to press her chin-length, wavy, brown hair against the door. "That felt like it took forever."
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"Whew! That was foul." She winced, resting a hand on her bloated stomach and fanning her nose from the acrid stench of her ass. "I didn't think I would have been able to hold that in for much longer."
With her toilet being out of commission, Brenda had to time going to the toilets within the lobby of her apartment or waiting to use the bathrooms at work in the morning until it was fixed. It took almost five days for her landlord to finally schedule an appointment, and Brenda's bowels did not appreciate the sudden change to her bathroom habits.
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"Ooh, okay…no more time to waste." She grunted, feeling her stomach angrily churning against her hand. Pushing herself off the front door, Brenda quickly made her way to her bathroom. She felt like a balloon ready to burst, and it didn't help that she was letting out foul, spluttery farts with each step.
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"C'mon, almost there!" Brenda panted, stumbling into her bathroom. Slamming the toilet seat open, Brenda swiftly pulled down her pants and sat on the newly installed porcelain.
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"Let's see how much this new toilet can handle." Brenda said breathlessly, setting her glasses on the sink and resting a hand on her grumbling belly as she bore down with a low grunt.
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"Oh, fuck yeah!" Brenda grunted out, releasing a quick stream of piss as her asshole opened wide to push out a thick and bulbous log. Gravity quickly forced the log down into the toilet bowl, coiling at the bottom like a rancid-smelling snake. Light brown eyes closed in relief once the end of the log slipped out of her ass, panting from the girth of it. "God, I needed that so badly."
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"Ngh, here comes more…" Brenda said, her bowels eager to be empty and forcing out another bout of sloppy gas. The soft crackling of another load echoed throughout the bathroom, splashing loudly into the toilet. Brenda groaned softly, sweat forming on her brown skin as her stomach deflated with each push.
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Brenda sighed as another gassy round of soft turds filled the toilet. "Oh my God, how is there so much?" She muttered, looking down at the toilet bowl. "Well, at least the new toilet sounds like it's still holding up."
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"Looks like it's time for the finale." Brenda winced out, bracing herself for the mess she was about to drop. With one hand grabbing the toilet and the other resting on the sink counter, Brenda took a deep breath and pushed hard.
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"Oh, much better!" Brenda gasped as a bassy fart escaped her. After pushing out a final cascade of turds, Brenda slumped against the toilet seat as her dump concluded with one last rumbling fart. "Man, I feel ten pounds lighter."
After wiping a couple of times, Brenda got up and pulled up her pants. She turned towards the toilet, eyes widening as she appraised her handiwork. "Oh, damn…it looks like I might've shat ten pounds too."
Chunks of various shades of brown and green filled the toilet bowl. Brenda let out a low whistle, somewhat impressed by how much came out of her. "I definitely did a number here. Let's just hope it all flushes."
Reaching for the toilet handle, Brenda let out a joyous laugh as the aftermath of her dump disappeared and only leaving a few stains on the porcelain. "Yes, it works!"
She went over to the sink and washed her hands, grabbing her glasses once done and putting them back on. As she was about to leave the bathroom, Brenda turned back to glance at her new toilet.
"I guess we can consider this a successful test-run." Brenda said, laughing softly to herself as she closed the bathroom door behind her.